In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 199 you will hear:
Why YOU are amazing and why I’m positively overwhelmed!! 🙂
How much the Xmas drive raised this year and how much more of a new record it was!! 🙂
What gave me trouble trying to do but I’m SOOOO glad I did!! 🙂
Full recap of Xmas day, how everything went PERFECTly and lots of food porn!! 🙂
Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
What the RV next to us did that made us think they were on fire!! 🙂
Why I was on OVERDRIVE for Xmas at Universal!! 🙂
A list of ALL the things I ate and drank on Xmas day, it’s LONG!! 🙂
My faves and least faves from Xmas Day at Universal!! 🙂
Why I’m still a Disney girl of course but what Universal is great for too!! 🙂
How to decide if you should go to Disney or Universal!! 🙂
All the types of butterbeer I had, 1 I didn’t like at all and 1 was so good I had to have TWO!! 🙂
Why we didn’t eat at Krusty Burger or cheese fries!! 🙁
What I get at Starbucks other than coffee or any kind of drink that is one of the best!! 🙂
Where you can see the picture of our Xmas day snack in the parking lot of Universal!! 🙂
The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.
First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is NOT tonight but Saturday, December 28 at 12pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
And the grand total $ of the Xmas Drive is…
Very Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays to you!! 🙂
This was the best year ever and LOVE that we were able to come together (in a different way this time 😉 to help make the holidays a little brighter for families in need!! 🙂
The grand total value of all the gifts from the wishlist and all the gift cards and all the Xmas card donations was…
One THOUSAND five hundred sixty one dollars and forty three cents!! 🙂
$1,561.43!! 🙂
I know how busy and expensive the holidays are for everyone and SO many different drives and charities out there so thank you so much again for making mine one of the ones that earned your trust and donations!! 🙂
And one of my favorite parts is that ALMOST every single person that contributed this year I was able to contact (emails are in your inbox if you bought anything from the wishlist or donated through the Xmas cards, check your spam if you haven’t gotten any email from me about it yet) except for ONE mystery football!! 🙁
There were two footballs bought and with the way they were shipped a gift note wasn’t even an option, one person already let me know (“roommate” 😉 but if you bought the other football and didn’t let me know please email me so I can thank you too!! 🙂
Here’s pics of just part of the wishlist gifts not even including the HUGE box of food or the bikes and scooters bought at the end!! 🙂
Then here is the Walmart trip with two bikes, 3 sets of roller blades and skates, 3 skateboards, and NINE scooters!! 🙂 Orange is the new black and scooters are the new bikes lol 🙂
Because of your help and support, SO many families are going to have a more magical day today!! 🙂
And speaking of magical days by the time you read this I’m probably already walking around Universal Studios Orlando for our first annual Xmas Day Adventure tradition!! 🙂
I hope you’re having an amazing day too wherever you are and hope to see you on my live member show on Saturday afternoon to catch up with what happened this week and my last show of the year!! 🙂
Weekly Videos Screencap Recap
This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:
Don’t forget…
And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is NOT tonight but Saturday, December 28 at 12pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 198 you will hear:
Starting this episode with a BANG and not the good kind!! 🙁
How long it took just for the FIRST round of cleanup!!
Why B wanted to put me in a teepee in the front yard after too many weiners!! 🙂
How many BIG weiners I ate at the campfire!! 🙂
Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
What happened right after the Disney campfire!! 🙁
One of my new favorite places to eat at Disney and my plans for next time!! 🙂
What you all helped accomplish for this year’s Xmas Toy and Food Drive!! 🙂
Why I’m even more thankful for the holidays this year!! 🙂
Which part of the female condom I could feel the most!! 🙂
Where I was this year for Xmas!! 🙂
Which birth control I used to take that I had to take out during sex!! 🙂
One of my new favorite positions!! 🙂
Where I’ll be going tomorrow ALL day long for Xmas!! 🙂
Where you can see the picture of the aftermath of the broken bottle fiasco!! 🙂
The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.
First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 18 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
Hurry!! LAST DAY to get your Naughty or Nice Xmas card…
Hey, it’s Lelu Claus here… 🙂
And let me get right to it:
The deadline to reserve your Xmas card from me ends TONIGHT.
You’re invited to help spread the holiday cheer and get something fun in return (keep reading for this year’s fun and funny card theme too)…
Get a physical card mailed directly to you from me personally or just the digital version or both.
The physical card is the “Nice” version and completely PG with nothing about “Lelu” or my website anywhere, totally family friendly and funny 🙂
The digital card is the “Naughty” version that is a little more risque and is emailed directly to you for those that don’t have the privacy to get the physical card in the mail.
BUT everyone that orders the physical card will also get the digital and everyone that orders the digital card will also get a digital version of the “Nice” card too so you can’t lose.
AND a last minute bonus to everyone that orders today (and of course everyone that already ordered), you’re going to get the digital behind the scenes pics of all the fun and funny shots in between the ones that actually made it onto the official card 🙂
Hint: The theme this year is “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal (From Me And My Filthy Animals!!)
I got a bunch of these printed up this year but over half of them are already reserved and they have to go out tomorrow to make it ahead of Santa and his sleigh…
Your $7 will also be going 100% toward donations for my Xmas Toy drive to help families in need. I’m paying for all of the cards and envelopes and stamps out of my own pocket so your donation can stretch even more.
This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:
Don’t forget…
And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 18 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 197 you will hear:
I got a haircut and guess what else is different about it?? 🙂
How I feel about my gray hair coming…
The difference between my pole class and my chair class 🙂
How to make up for accidents during lap dances… 🙂
Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
Who I gave a birthday lap dance live on stage!! 🙂
Which age group dances dirtier?? 🙂
What badussy is and why I had to wash it off!! 🙂
Why I can’t see or read during the podcast!! 🙂
What was weird about the gummy bears from the Giantess video!! 🙂
Why I’m getting rid of more and more stuff and what I’m doing with it!! 🙂
One of my new favorite positions!! 🙂
Which position was super difficult and awkward for both of us!! 🙂
Who I’ll be having breakfast with tomorrow, super famous fictional characters lol 🙂
Where you can see the picture of me in my blond wig if you can’t see the member video!! 🙂
The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.
First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 11 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
Would you like to get a 2019 Xmas Card from me??
OMG wow first of all thank you all SO much for the amazing start to my 2019 Xmas Toy Drive!! 🙂 So many amazing gifts and gift cards have already started rolling in and I’m going to be thanking each and every one of you personally but just wanted to say thanks to everyone so far and there’s still plenty of time to get in on the toy drive here AND this new opportunity below to donate AND get something fun and sexy in return too 🙂
Last year was the first year I sent out Xmas cards and it was a huge hit so I want to do it again and it’s going to be even bigger and better this year and I’m donating 100% of ALL the shipping/handling fees this year to go right back to the toy drive too!! 🙂
I got so many heartfelt messages from people last year saying it was the first real card they had received in a long time so of course that’s still available, but this year I’m offering a digital option too 🙂
Even though I send the physical ones discreetly in plain envelopes with nothing anywhere about “Lelu” or the website or anything, I know some people still don’t have the privacy to be getting cards from women in the mail 🙂
So this year, there’s the physical option (which yes also comes with the digital option as a bonus) or just the digital option 🙂
The physical one is completely PG with a fun and quirky surprise holiday shot from me similar to last year’s here but of course brand new for this year 🙂
Last year’s 2018 Xmas Card
And the digital one will be a little more risque but still more PG-13/R of me in holiday lingerie and can be personalized with me holding a sign to you that says “Happy Holidays (Your Name)” 🙂
Reserve Your Card Here:
You can choose either option below and see more of the specific details for each one by clicking the green “View product” button, and if you have any questions about anything you can leave a comment below or email me directly from the contact page:
Weekly Poll
Weekly Videos Screencap Recap
This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:
Don’t forget…
And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 11 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 196 you will hear:
Why I was tired and stayed up way too late the night before the podcast!! 🙂
How it was more difficult than I thought to donate my whole wishlist!! 🙂
The nickname of our “es-Cargo Van” 🙂
What I’ll be doing and where on Xmas Day!! 🙂
Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
How I’m going to keep myself from eating 5 pounds of green bean casserole next year!! 🙂
Which of my family members I’ve taken to Caliente so far 🙂
What I did to burn almost 200 calories in one night!! 🙂
Which video made B’s knees almost explode!! lol 🙂
Why I’m SOO excited to finally be going back to where I haven’t been in years!! 🙂
Which series had amazing books AND movies!! 🙂
Why getting regular haircuts are very important even for long hair 🙂
How this Xmas will be SO different than most of our others!! 🙂
What new Xmas and possibly Thanksgiving tradition we’ll be starting!! 🙂
Where you can see what B calls the worst picture I’ve ever taken!! 🙁 lol
The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.
First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 4 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
All my gifts are gone and my wishlist has been taken over…
And you all are amazing and send them to me all throughout the year but even more around this holiday season 🙂
But now for the month of December I want to take all that love and support and channel it over to people who need it a lot more than I do 🙂
So if you visit my wishlist, you’ll see it’s ALL donation stuff for the rest of the year 🙂
Anything you buy I will be delivering to local charities or if you don’t want to decide on what to buy specifically you can choose from the VISA giftcards on the wishlist then I will use 100% of those toward gifts, bikes, and food for families in need too!! 🙂
Super VERY IMPORTANT: PLEASE include your email address in the gift note for whatever you choose so I can thank you too!! 🙂 EVERY gift counts no matter how small and I want to thank everyone who participates!! 🙂
Last year all of you my Lelu LoveR’s stepped up big time to make all of THIS happen for donations and I hope to put even more focus and effort into it this year!! 🙂
Here’s a pic of what we all accomplished together last year to brighten the holidays for LOTS of families in need!! 🙂 Right here:
This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:
Don’t forget…
And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 4 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 195 you will hear:
Why it was a CRAZY WEEK!!
Story about which video almost made me cry out of frustration!! 🙂
Week of sickness and overeating!! 🙂
What I had to do for hours all Thanksgiving morning and who I’m sending my bill!! 🙂
Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
What I ate for breakfast AND lunch AND dinner for Thanksgiving!! 🙂
Why I wasn’t into mushrooms back in my drug days!! 🙂
How many years I’ve been sober!! 🙂
What happened to B’s ankles the first time we had sex!! 🙂
Why I need a year off of one of my favorite foods!! 🙂
What special meal I had the day after Thanksgiving for dinner 🙂
How long I went without ANY sex and why!! 🙁
Why douching and cheap dildos are no good!! 🙂
How Calypso is doing so far and her new Houdini trick!! 🙂
Where you can see my fave pic of the week “#overskirt” pussy peek and how I took it!! 🙂
The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.
