Lelu Love – Your Virtual Girlfriend

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 8, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

Pic of the week, my holes in your face!! 🙂

How’s your 2020 New Year so far?? 🙂

Mine was mostly getting caught up after all the holiday craziness and finally getting back on track and ready for the best year ever!! 🙂

I have so many exciting things planned for you for this year and I’m working hard to make it all happen!! 🙂

Today will be a FarmAdventure though going to pick up our 5 new additions so hopefully by the time you are reading this they are already safely in their spot but of course I’ll let you know tonight on the live webcam show if there are any snafus along the way!! 🙂

Also have a fun pic of the week this week that is my holes right in your face up close and personal so give me one more of your first loads of 2020 right here 😉

And if you’re not a member yet for LOTS more content and even more personal fun like that then what are you waiting for?? Join me right here!! 🙂

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Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 8, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 1, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

How can a pic like this show only my face and still be very NSFW?? 🙂

2009, yep ALL the way back in those ancient times… 🙂

I was an alcoholic addicted to drugs in between smoking cigarettes, 50 pounds heavier, surrounded by negativity and bad relationships and not thinking I would even survive another decade.

Zero hope, zero light at the end of the tunnel, just barely hanging on day to day numbing myself to try to make the pain go away.

Now a decade later I’m happier and healthier than I’ve ever been, living my dream of having an amazing family on our very own little farm!! 🙂

I hope you had an amazing year too but I want you to know no matter how bad it seemed even if you can’t imagine it ever changing or getting better it can!!

I would have NEVER imagined not only would I have survived this long but thrived and loving life more than ever so please don’t give up!! 🙂

Can you imagine over 10 years ago a genie appears and says, don’t worry, everything’s going to be fine, you’re going to get sober and get into porn and all your dreams will come true in the next decade…

WHAT??!! 🙂

I’ve said this the past few years because it’s completely true each time but this past year was the best year of my life!! 🙂

Definitely the busiest and most action packed too but things just keep getting better and better so no way I can complain!! 🙂

I hope you are ready for the best year ever in 2020 too!! 🙂

So if no one has told you recently YOU are amazing and you can do anything one step at a time and one day at a time 🙂

Now about that picture that I teased before, want to know how a picture with no nekkedness and only from my neck up can be completely NotSafeForWork?? 🙂

THIS is how!! 😉 Love you and Happy 2020!! 🙂

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This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 1, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is NOT tonight but Saturday, December 28 at 12pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

And the grand total $ of the Xmas Drive is…

Very Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays to you!! 🙂

This was the best year ever and LOVE that we were able to come together (in a different way this time 😉 to help make the holidays a little brighter for families in need!! 🙂

The grand total value of all the gifts from the wishlist and all the gift cards and all the Xmas card donations was…

One THOUSAND five hundred sixty one dollars and forty three cents!! 🙂

$1,561.43!! 🙂

I know how busy and expensive the holidays are for everyone and SO many different drives and charities out there so thank you so much again for making mine one of the ones that earned your trust and donations!! 🙂

And one of my favorite parts is that ALMOST every single person that contributed this year I was able to contact (emails are in your inbox if you bought anything from the wishlist or donated through the Xmas cards, check your spam if you haven’t gotten any email from me about it yet) except for ONE mystery football!! 🙁

There were two footballs bought and with the way they were shipped a gift note wasn’t even an option, one person already let me know (“roommate” 😉 but if you bought the other football and didn’t let me know please email me so I can thank you too!! 🙂

Here’s pics of just part of the wishlist gifts not even including the HUGE box of food or the bikes and scooters bought at the end!! 🙂

Then here is the Walmart trip with two bikes, 3 sets of roller blades and skates, 3 skateboards, and NINE scooters!! 🙂 Orange is the new black and scooters are the new bikes lol 🙂

Because of your help and support, SO many families are going to have a more magical day today!! 🙂

And speaking of magical days by the time you read this I’m probably already walking around Universal Studios Orlando for our first annual Xmas Day Adventure tradition!! 🙂

I hope you’re having an amazing day too wherever you are and hope to see you on my live member show on Saturday afternoon to catch up with what happened this week and my last show of the year!! 🙂

Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is NOT tonight but Saturday, December 28 at 12pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 18 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

Hurry!! LAST DAY to get your Naughty or Nice Xmas card…

Hey, it’s Lelu Claus here… 🙂

And let me get right to it:

The deadline to reserve your Xmas card from me ends TONIGHT.

Click here to get yours now

In case you missed the details last week…

You’re invited to help spread the holiday cheer and get something fun in return (keep reading for this year’s fun and funny card theme too)…

Get a physical card mailed directly to you from me personally or just the digital version or both.

The physical card is the “Nice” version and completely PG with nothing about “Lelu” or my website anywhere, totally family friendly and funny 🙂

The digital card is the “Naughty” version that is a little more risque and is emailed directly to you for those that don’t have the privacy to get the physical card in the mail.

BUT everyone that orders the physical card will also get the digital and everyone that orders the digital card will also get a digital version of the “Nice” card too so you can’t lose.

AND a last minute bonus to everyone that orders today (and of course everyone that already ordered), you’re going to get the digital behind the scenes pics of all the fun and funny shots in between the ones that actually made it onto the official card 🙂

Hint: The theme this year is “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal (From Me And My Filthy Animals!!)

I got a bunch of these printed up this year but over half of them are already reserved and they have to go out tomorrow to make it ahead of Santa and his sleigh…

Your $7 will also be going 100% toward donations for my Xmas Toy drive to help families in need. I’m paying for all of the cards and envelopes and stamps out of my own pocket so your donation can stretch even more.

Click here NOW to reserve your last minute card before this offer is gone tonight…

Hope to see you in your mailbox or inbox soon…

Love,
Lelu

P.S. Get EVERYTHING – XMAS CARDS PHYSICAL AND/OR DIGITAL AND BEHIND THE SCENES PHOTOS – for your one donation of ONLY $7.

And even that is going 100% toward helping spread the holiday cheer even more, so it’s a win-win-win!

Reserve your card NOW while you’re thinking about it so you don’t forget…

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This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 18 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 11 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

Would you like to get a 2019 Xmas Card from me??

OMG wow first of all thank you all SO much for the amazing start to my 2019 Xmas Toy Drive!! 🙂 So many amazing gifts and gift cards have already started rolling in and I’m going to be thanking each and every one of you personally but just wanted to say thanks to everyone so far and there’s still plenty of time to get in on the toy drive here AND this new opportunity below to donate AND get something fun and sexy in return too 🙂

Last year was the first year I sent out Xmas cards and it was a huge hit so I want to do it again and it’s going to be even bigger and better this year and I’m donating 100% of ALL the shipping/handling fees this year to go right back to the toy drive too!! 🙂

I got so many heartfelt messages from people last year saying it was the first real card they had received in a long time so of course that’s still available, but this year I’m offering a digital option too 🙂

Even though I send the physical ones discreetly in plain envelopes with nothing anywhere about “Lelu” or the website or anything, I know some people still don’t have the privacy to be getting cards from women in the mail 🙂

So this year, there’s the physical option (which yes also comes with the digital option as a bonus) or just the digital option 🙂

The physical one is completely PG with a fun and quirky surprise holiday shot from me similar to last year’s here but of course brand new for this year 🙂

And the digital one will be a little more risque but still more PG-13/R of me in holiday lingerie and can be personalized with me holding a sign to you that says “Happy Holidays (Your Name)” 🙂

Reserve Your Card Here:

You can choose either option below and see more of the specific details for each one by clicking the green “View product” button, and if you have any questions about anything you can leave a comment below or email me directly from the contact page:

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Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 11 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)