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I’ve known something was wrong for a LONG time (My Medical Issue That I Couldn’t Keep Quiet About Any Longer…) but definitely wasn’t expecting this and even my doctors were surprised!!

Meet the world’s ugliest and scariest mister potato head because the tumor they found in my colon is as big as THIS potato:

If you want to see the REAL thing actually inside my colon, it’s not pretty so you’ve been warned…

Definitely not the sexy type of holes and canals you’re used to seeing around here but I am very proud of those squeaky clean walls from all the effort I put into the prep week!! 🙂

Scroll down to see it or just squint enough to scroll past it and pick up reading about it after that… 🙂

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That is what has been causing me all this pain and discomfort all these years!! 🙁

Of course I wish I had gone sooner and caught it sooner because I have no idea how long it’s been there or how fast it’s growing…

I was hoping to have the results of the biopsy faster but sounds like it could be up to TWO weeks!! 🙁

Obviously the main thing they are checking for first is if it’s Ass Lightning aka butt cancer…

It’s so big and causing such a blockage that it has to be removed either way though and that’s the part that I’m actually REALLY excited about!! 🙂

So if it’s not cancer or even if it is but it hasn’t spread then I’ll have the surgery to get it removed and hopefully have an amazing new life of eating and digesting and using the bathroom without pain for the first time in as long as I can remember!! 🙂

The colonoscopy prep was still super terrible but I was proud of my super clean insides, did you see those sexy clean walls and lining other than that ugly monster in the way in there?? 🙂

Plus colonoscopies are probably something I’m going to have to be getting more used to more often for a while after this!!

I’m hoping to have the surgery ASAP but it all depends on when and what the results are so I’m just trying to stay as busy and distracted as possible so I don’t go COMPLETELY crazy waiting, just mostly crazy 🙂

I know I’m still SO behind on emails, I keep working on them in chunks and I know you understand but I still feel bad for the people that don’t follow my blogs or podcasts (PODCAST #268: Found THIS During My Colonoscopy & What It Means) to know what’s going on or why I’m not my usual interactive self and taking so long to reply!! 🙁

I’m getting there slowly but surely and going extra HAM (hard as a motherfucker) over the next couple weeks to keep my mind off of it AND to plan ahead for some of the downtime after my surgery…

I was so out of it after the first double surgery or “surgical procedures” that are considered pretty routine and minor with the colonoscopy and the endoscopy that I don’t even remember most of it including this Facetime call with B!! lol 🙂

Those were some rough days between the worst of the prep and the actual news and discovery then trying to process it all AND being sore and shaky and just off from the tubes in and out of both ends and the anesthesia side effects I seem to get worse than most…

My next surgery will be a lot more serious and considered a major surgery but at least a little more “routine” than I thought at first and not quite brain or heart surgery 🙂

It’s still surprising how REALLY excited I am for it though just to get this thing out of me!! 🙂

There’s been lots of tears and if you heard on the podcast also LOTS of carrots lol B binged on 3 POUNDS of carrots of all things so I’m just glad he’s never done drugs or alcohol like me!! 🙂

All the love and support pouring in has been amazing and so appreciated and there WILL still be new sexy content as always and I WILL be getting caught up because it really does help me stay busy and distracted right now and moving forward…

There will definitely be more updates to this blog post if I get any new news before the next one…

And in case you didn’t check back into last week’s blog post, here’s those updates right here again too:

UPDATE Sunday April 25, 2021: Here’s the podcast episode that goes into even more detail about it all and even MORE details and pics coming in this week’s blog post too: “268: Found THIS During My Colonoscopy & What It Means“

UPDATE Friday April 23, 2021: Thank you all so much for all the love and support and I’m still processing everything so will have lots more details later but wanted to at least do a quick follow up because I promised I would at least let you know how it went but they did find a large mass in my colon that they sent a sample of to get biopsies so I still won’t know anything for sure for another week or so… My doctor seemed confident that we could get it taken care of no matter what it is but of course he brought up possible cancer aka ass lightning so I’m still freaking out but at least I can finally eat some real food and digest that along with all this and I’m just glad this is happening at this point in my life when I feel strong and confident that I can deal with whatever happens and hope you don’t mind coming along on this next journey with me too whatever it is, love you and thank you so much again and don’t worry the show WILL go on, I’m still doing my webcam show tomorrow just like I did the day after I got home from the hospital after being in labor for what felt like a week lol so this isn’t going to stop me either and hopefully lots more details and B’s perspective of it all too on the podcast this weekend!!

Weekly Pics Poll

Here’s where I post my favorite pics of the week and you vote on YOUR favorite!! 🙂

Sound fun?? Here’s this week’s pics then the quick poll below:

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Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

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And don’t forget my next live weekly members’ show is this Saturday, May 1, 2021 at 11am Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

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