You know I’ve never been shy about sharing LOTS of the nitty gritty details of my life!! 🙂
From my full deep dark bio here to sharing about my miscarriage (“Revealing My Secret Medical Issue From Recent Months – Ep49“) and period cycles (“When Will My Creampies Be Cumming Back?? – Ep134“) and COVID scares (“233: How I Barely Survived Not COVID & What’s Changing“), my life is filled with ups and downs (“226: Why I’ve Been So Quiet And Down This Weekend“) and great times and VERY scary times and I don’t hold back much or pretend that everything is always sexy and fun…
So if you’re just here for the porn and prefer to fantasize about me as a perfect princess that never farts or has a real life then you might want to skip this one because it’s about to get real up in here… 🙂
And speaking of farts now that you brought it up… 🙂
I’ve had digestive issues for as long as I can remember, pretty severe but just one of those things that I tried to normalize in my head since it’s mostly always been that way for me.
It’s embarrassing and shameful enough when our periods start and we’re trying to figure that out, the last thing I wanted to talk about was that I was having red in my number twos too!! 🙂
Things have been way better in recent years since I cut out gluten and even better recently again since cutting out dairy and soy too and getting in the best shape of my life physically and mentally!! 🙂
I’ve always had lots of food allergies and sensitivities too so when I had a few months stretch of amazing digestion and almost no issues, that’s when I realized how not normal my “normal” really was and decided it was finally time to bring it up at my recent annual checkup.
The doctor was pretty alarmed with all the symptoms I told him about and sent me to a specialist…
The specialist was surprised by my symptoms and how long they’ve been going on too, so I’ll be getting my first colonoscopy in just a couple weeks 🙁
Definitely NOT excited about that but excited to at least get some answers after all these years.
I was “hoping” for IBS would be one of the best cases but it’s sounding more like it could be Ulcerative Colitis or Crohn’s Disease…
BUTT (lots of ass and butt jokes over the next several weeks, get used to it!! 🙂 of course I’m most scared and worried about cancer aka ass lightning is what I will be calling it to help take the edge off, courtesy of Mike Calta when he had his butt cancer scare years ago, giving credit where it’s DueDue 🙂
And it’s not JUST the colonoscopy, I’m getting the full pornstar DP treatment with an endoscopy AND colonoscopy at the same time, one down the throat and one up the butt!! 🙁
I’m even more nervous about the anesthesia part since that did NOT go great last time I was put under but hoping that was just a fluke…
And really anxious too about the whole prep week before, going to have to make SO many changes to my diet the full week before, then even more the 24 hours before with an ALL clear liquid diet and LOTS of laxatives to clean everything out before the procedure…
Everyone I’ve talked to that’s had a colonoscopy has said that day before is basically just living in the bathroom… 🙁
I know I’m more behind on emails than I’ve ever been but this past week has been a complete whirlwind of craziness and at least just wanted to share what’s been going on and what’s been keeping my mind and body so busy…
Now it’s just a waiting game which I also do NOT handle well because it will be a couple weeks before the double procedure then a couple weeks after that for the actual results!! 🙁
At least now I can dive back in and get caught up on everything in the meantime and it helps to have good and fun distractions in between the stress and anxiety while I wait and prepare for all this so thank you for being there for me in more ways than one even if you don’t realize, your love and support helps so much!! 🙂
Some GREAT news too is that after the RV nightmare a couple weeks ago (“SCARIEST Happy Ending To Magical Adventure & How I Saved Our Lives!! 🙂“) the RV checkup went AMAZING and was fully covered from a recall/faulty “rear wheel speed sensor”!! 🙂
I definitely needed that good news and SO glad to at least have our RV back and ready for the next adventure!! 🙂
I’m going to of course keep you in the loop every step of the way and I know I’m in a better place than I’ve ever been to get through whatever comes and I hope the same for you and whatever battles that I’m sure you’re dealing with or will be soon too…
We’re all in these crazy times together and it’s all about doing the best we can with what we have from where we are!! 🙂
Weekly Pics Poll
Here’s where I post my favorite pics of the week and you vote on YOUR favorite!! 🙂
Sound fun?? Here’s this week’s pics then the quick poll below:
Did you know I post a FULL set of pics like this AND a brand new video EVERY SINGLE DAY on my site in my members’ only section?? 🙂 Cum join me inside to see what else you’re missing out on… 😉
Weekly Videos Screencap Recap
This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:
Don’t forget…
And don’t forget my next live weekly members’ show is this Saturday, April 10, 2021 at 11am Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
Did you know I post a FULL set of pics like this AND a brand new video EVERY SINGLE DAY on my site in my members’ only section?? 🙂 Cum join me inside to see what else you’re missing out on… 😉
I have to give you credit for ALWAYS keeping it real, no matter what!! Life isn’t always pleasant, and we all go through some 💩, and while nothing I can say or do will make it any easier, I know sometimes just getting it out and surrounding yourself with people who will give you a bukkake of love and support can make a HUGE difference in helping you deal with a difficult situation!! 🙂
Never a reason to be embarrASSed about your health or body functions!! We’re all human, and at the end of the day we’re all in this together (and naked under our clothes too!! lol 😉)
Sending you nothing but BUTT love and support and wishing you great health on this journey!! 🙂
An old saying that has comforted many…or at least given them earthly perspective: “I felt bad because I couldn’t by a pair of pants, until I met a man with no legs”.
Link time follower thank you you honesty 👍 prayers 🙏for happy results ..
Ps colon procedure is a snap..
Wishing you nothing BUTT the very best. I’ve had 4 or 5 colonoscopies, an endoscopy, and swallowed a video camera (in the shape of a large pill). The prep isn’t too bad, you do need to be near a toilet and it’s not painful.
Thank you Lelu,
I always enjoy reading your emails, the fact that you keep it real makes me feel as if we are friends and you’re not just a fantasy.
So many of us “normal” people go through all these issues in our lives and to know that others are also not just having that smooth ride makes us feel ok about ourselves and our own lives.
I have no doubt in my mind that someone with as strong a mindset as you will be ok at the end of this chapter of the journey of your life.
In the meanwhile stay safe, look after yourself, and focus on positivity.
Sending you lots of healing love and light.
I JUST WANT TO WISH YOU THE BEST. TRY TO STAY POSITIVE, HOLD ON TO YOUR PARTNER AND WHATEVER HAPPENS YOU WILL GET THROUGH IT TOGETHER. I’LL KEEP YOU IN MY THOUGHTS. GOOD LUCK.
I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis several years ago after many years of issues. I’ve had 2 colonoscopies and to be honest with you they’re really not that bad, even if the prep work beforehand isn’t the most enjoyable thing. What’s important was taking that step to finally doing something about it. 🙂
Prayers your way!
Just some advice about your digestive issues, they may be caused by a hormonal inbalance and something that you have checked out by a reputable holistic physician after procedures. My daughter had the same symptoms and was being treated by a holistic physician for her thyroid when she started having the digestive issues. Being in those life changing years my daughter sought her help and she was changed around with balancing her hormones with natural supplementation. Wishing you happiness and good health.
You are Awesome! Stay Safe, have Fun and Good Luck! Hoping all goes well for you! Love & Prayers!!!
Love your positive outlook.
I hope it all turns out for the best, and you have many decades of entertainment to provide!