First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 29, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
I’ll be using THIS new toy on my live show tonight…
It was 2011, my FIRST FetishCon… I was nervous but excited…
I had never even heard of a “Sybian” but it looked like a lawn mower motor had a baby with a vibrator 🙂
It couldn’t be THAT much different from a regular vibrator right?? 🙂
When I got the chance to ride one LIVE on stage in front of a big crowd I was curious 🙂
Curious enough to overcome that I was terrified because it was on the biggest and MAIN stage of the whole convention floor!! 🙂
Well it was love at first orgasm because I came so hard I remember busting my corset and people cheering but not much else!! 🙂
I’ve loved Sybian ever since and they are still great but I love my Tremor even more!! 🙂
It’s very similar but with just enough little tweaks to make it more comfortable and even better 🙂
But you know how you make it EVEN better??
The same way you make ANYthing better…
Add PINK!! 🙂
I got a custom made pink top AND new pink attachment that I will be using live on my webcam show tonight!! 🙂
I’ll be posting the replay of all the fun and action next week but of course that will be members only too 😉
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First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is NOT tonight since I already did it this past Saturday so my next show is Wednesday, January 29, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
Here’s the uncensored pic and BIG news reveal…
Wow SO many guesses from last week’s VERY popular blog post and they were ALL over the place lol By far the most popular guess was that I’m pregnant again so let me get that out of the way with a big NO right off the bat, I said something I DO want and I am definitely not ready to go through all that so soon again!! 🙂 (my popular pregnancy/birth recap episode here)
Other guesses that were wild and crazy and WRONG but still counted since I said ANY guess lol were that I was getting married (been married for many years), getting a boob job or a nose job (what’s wrong with my nose?? lol), getting a new tattoo or piercing (probably done with those), and so many more but I’m sure you don’t care as much about the WRONG guesses, you want the right answer and uncensored pic right?? 🙂
I already emailed everyone that guessed with the answer and pic first before going public as promised so now this is for everyone else who didn’t want to play along 🙂
First let’s just get the answer out of the way, then I’ll explain why it’s such a big deal and then fill you in on why they were gone so long if you didn’t follow along with my podcasts and blogs over the past 2 years about it you will still get a quick summary and recap and be all caught up 🙂
Here was the blurred pic, and here is the actual pic right after it!! 🙂
So yes CREAMPIES are back!! 🙂 Even if you aren’t personally into creampies, this could still be big news for you…
Creampie Queen
Over the years I have been called the “creampie queen” because I had done SO many of them!! 🙂
I finally had a baby like I’ve always wanted but I like I said I definitely do NOT want another one anytime soon or this close together!! lol
So in the past I could do them pretty much anytime I wanted but after getting pregnant and giving birth every woman is different.
Some can get completely back to normal cycles in just a couple short months and others take over a year which ended up being me!! 🙁
It felt like TEN years lol but my body is finally back to normal and after going on two long years, I’m ready and able to do creampies again.
And I LOVE not only the feeling of his bare cock inside me but also the feeling of cumming together and being able to feel those spurts and then leaking after, just thinking about it makes me horny and even more excited!! 🙂
So what does this mean for you?? 🙂
A lot of people have followed me over the years because of my creampies so understandably a lot of them left during my creampie hiatus but A LOT have been waiting to CUM right back once the word gets out that the creampie queen is back!! 🙂
This means the prices are going to be going up too and some membership levels might be closed completely and by application or waitlist only like the Platinum level has already gone recently.
I always have to make sure that I am able to continue to offer the highest level of personal interaction and communication that sets my site apart from all the rest!! 🙂
People cum to my site for the porn, but stay for the connection 😉
I’ll have more details on all that next week but this one is already long enough and I didn’t want to keep everyone waiting any longer for the big news 🙂
So if you’ve been on the fence wanting to join me inside and enjoy ALL the benefits of the personalized attention that my site is known for NOW is the time while you still canright here!! 🙂
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First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 15, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE AND another show this Saturday afternoon on January 18th at 12pm Eastern since I won’t have a show next Wednesday the 22nd (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
Something BIG is coming, take any guess for a surprise reward…
After almost two YEARS of talking about and waiting and hoping and wishing for this, I finally had to temporarily give up…
Not because I wanted it to happen any less, I wanted it more and more each day, but I didn’t want to keep bringing it up with you and then letting you down when it didn’t happen for ANOTHER month since it’s something I’ve had no control over…
BUT after all this time, it IS finally happening so I CAN finally reveal it!! 🙂
You can probably already easily guess just from those clues but even if you have no idea, you can put ANY guess down below in the comments or just email me your guess directly to lelulovexoATgmailDOTcom and no matter if you’re right or wrong I’ll email you the free uncensored preview pic of the answer before it goes live and public anywhere else, you’ll get it first!! 🙂
You have from right now until the next blog post on Wednesday January 22, 2020 where ALL the juicy details will be fully explained!! 🙂
Get the uncensored version of THIS picture that reveals all just by emailing me ANY guess to lelulovexoATgmailDOTcom or leaving your answer below of what you think this picture is of… 🙂
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First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 8, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
Pic of the week, my holes in your face!! 🙂
How’s your 2020 New Year so far?? 🙂
Mine was mostly getting caught up after all the holiday craziness and finally getting back on track and ready for the best year ever!! 🙂
I have so many exciting things planned for you for this year and I’m working hard to make it all happen!! 🙂
Today will be a FarmAdventure though going to pick up our 5 new additions so hopefully by the time you are reading this they are already safely in their spot but of course I’ll let you know tonight on the live webcam show if there are any snafus along the way!! 🙂
Also have a fun pic of the week this week that is my holes right in your face up close and personal so give me one more of your first loads of 2020 right here 😉
And if you’re not a member yet for LOTS more content and even more personal fun like that then what are you waiting for?? Join me right here!! 🙂
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First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 1, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
How can a pic like this show only my face and still be very NSFW?? 🙂
2009, yep ALL the way back in those ancient times… 🙂
I was an alcoholic addicted to drugs in between smoking cigarettes, 50 pounds heavier, surrounded by negativity and bad relationships and not thinking I would even survive another decade.
Zero hope, zero light at the end of the tunnel, just barely hanging on day to day numbing myself to try to make the pain go away.
Now a decade later I’m happier and healthier than I’ve ever been, living my dream of having an amazing family on our very own little farm!! 🙂
I hope you had an amazing year too but I want you to know no matter how bad it seemed even if you can’t imagine it ever changing or getting better it can!!
I would have NEVER imagined not only would I have survived this long but thrived and loving life more than ever so please don’t give up!! 🙂
Can you imagine over 10 years ago a genie appears and says, don’t worry, everything’s going to be fine, you’re going to get sober and get into porn and all your dreams will come true in the next decade…
WHAT??!! 🙂
I’ve said this the past few years because it’s completely true each time but this past year was the best year of my life!! 🙂
Definitely the busiest and most action packed too but things just keep getting better and better so no way I can complain!! 🙂
I hope you are ready for the best year ever in 2020 too!! 🙂
So if no one has told you recently YOU are amazing and you can do anything one step at a time and one day at a time 🙂
Now about that picture that I teased before, want to know how a picture with no nekkedness and only from my neck up can be completely NotSafeForWork?? 🙂
THIS is how!! 😉 Love you and Happy 2020!! 🙂
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First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is NOT tonight but Saturday, December 28 at 12pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
And the grand total $ of the Xmas Drive is…
Very Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays to you!! 🙂
This was the best year ever and LOVE that we were able to come together (in a different way this time 😉 to help make the holidays a little brighter for families in need!! 🙂
The grand total value of all the gifts from the wishlist and all the gift cards and all the Xmas card donations was…
One THOUSAND five hundred sixty one dollars and forty three cents!! 🙂
$1,561.43!! 🙂
I know how busy and expensive the holidays are for everyone and SO many different drives and charities out there so thank you so much again for making mine one of the ones that earned your trust and donations!! 🙂
And one of my favorite parts is that ALMOST every single person that contributed this year I was able to contact (emails are in your inbox if you bought anything from the wishlist or donated through the Xmas cards, check your spam if you haven’t gotten any email from me about it yet) except for ONE mystery football!! 🙁
There were two footballs bought and with the way they were shipped a gift note wasn’t even an option, one person already let me know (“roommate” 😉 but if you bought the other football and didn’t let me know please email me so I can thank you too!! 🙂
Here’s pics of just part of the wishlist gifts not even including the HUGE box of food or the bikes and scooters bought at the end!! 🙂
Then here is the Walmart trip with two bikes, 3 sets of roller blades and skates, 3 skateboards, and NINE scooters!! 🙂 Orange is the new black and scooters are the new bikes lol 🙂
Because of your help and support, SO many families are going to have a more magical day today!! 🙂
And speaking of magical days by the time you read this I’m probably already walking around Universal Studios Orlando for our first annual Xmas Day Adventure tradition!! 🙂
I hope you’re having an amazing day too wherever you are and hope to see you on my live member show on Saturday afternoon to catch up with what happened this week and my last show of the year!! 🙂
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First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 18 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
Hurry!! LAST DAY to get your Naughty or Nice Xmas card…
Hey, it’s Lelu Claus here… 🙂
And let me get right to it:
The deadline to reserve your Xmas card from me ends TONIGHT.
You’re invited to help spread the holiday cheer and get something fun in return (keep reading for this year’s fun and funny card theme too)…
Get a physical card mailed directly to you from me personally or just the digital version or both.
The physical card is the “Nice” version and completely PG with nothing about “Lelu” or my website anywhere, totally family friendly and funny 🙂
The digital card is the “Naughty” version that is a little more risque and is emailed directly to you for those that don’t have the privacy to get the physical card in the mail.
BUT everyone that orders the physical card will also get the digital and everyone that orders the digital card will also get a digital version of the “Nice” card too so you can’t lose.
AND a last minute bonus to everyone that orders today (and of course everyone that already ordered), you’re going to get the digital behind the scenes pics of all the fun and funny shots in between the ones that actually made it onto the official card 🙂
Hint: The theme this year is “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal (From Me And My Filthy Animals!!)
I got a bunch of these printed up this year but over half of them are already reserved and they have to go out tomorrow to make it ahead of Santa and his sleigh…
Your $7 will also be going 100% toward donations for my Xmas Toy drive to help families in need. I’m paying for all of the cards and envelopes and stamps out of my own pocket so your donation can stretch even more.
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First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 11 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
Would you like to get a 2019 Xmas Card from me??
OMG wow first of all thank you all SO much for the amazing start to my 2019 Xmas Toy Drive!! 🙂 So many amazing gifts and gift cards have already started rolling in and I’m going to be thanking each and every one of you personally but just wanted to say thanks to everyone so far and there’s still plenty of time to get in on the toy drive here AND this new opportunity below to donate AND get something fun and sexy in return too 🙂
Last year was the first year I sent out Xmas cards and it was a huge hit so I want to do it again and it’s going to be even bigger and better this year and I’m donating 100% of ALL the shipping/handling fees this year to go right back to the toy drive too!! 🙂
I got so many heartfelt messages from people last year saying it was the first real card they had received in a long time so of course that’s still available, but this year I’m offering a digital option too 🙂
Even though I send the physical ones discreetly in plain envelopes with nothing anywhere about “Lelu” or the website or anything, I know some people still don’t have the privacy to be getting cards from women in the mail 🙂
So this year, there’s the physical option (which yes also comes with the digital option as a bonus) or just the digital option 🙂
The physical one is completely PG with a fun and quirky surprise holiday shot from me similar to last year’s here but of course brand new for this year 🙂
Last year’s 2018 Xmas Card
And the digital one will be a little more risque but still more PG-13/R of me in holiday lingerie and can be personalized with me holding a sign to you that says “Happy Holidays (Your Name)” 🙂
Reserve Your Card Here:
You can choose either option below and see more of the specific details for each one by clicking the green “View product” button, and if you have any questions about anything you can leave a comment below or email me directly from the contact page:
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First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, December 4 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
All my gifts are gone and my wishlist has been taken over…
And you all are amazing and send them to me all throughout the year but even more around this holiday season 🙂
But now for the month of December I want to take all that love and support and channel it over to people who need it a lot more than I do 🙂
So if you visit my wishlist, you’ll see it’s ALL donation stuff for the rest of the year 🙂
Anything you buy I will be delivering to local charities or if you don’t want to decide on what to buy specifically you can choose from the VISA giftcards on the wishlist then I will use 100% of those toward gifts, bikes, and food for families in need too!! 🙂
Super VERY IMPORTANT: PLEASE include your email address in the gift note for whatever you choose so I can thank you too!! 🙂 EVERY gift counts no matter how small and I want to thank everyone who participates!! 🙂
Last year all of you my Lelu LoveR’s stepped up big time to make all of THIS happen for donations and I hope to put even more focus and effort into it this year!! 🙂
Here’s a pic of what we all accomplished together last year to brighten the holidays for LOTS of families in need!! 🙂 Right here:
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First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is Wednesday, November 27 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)
This is what I look like sick in the bathtub…
Had an amazing time at Disney and maybe a little TOO much fun because then my period hit early AND I got sick on top of it, it was still worth it though!! 🙂
My fever is mostly gone now so feeling better each day and been trying to take it easy but I’m not very good at that 🙂
I just know I better have all my sense of smell and taste back for Thanksgiving tomorrow because I’m ready to EAT after not feeling like it as much the last couple days 🙂
And speaking of Thanksgiving THANK YOU to all of you for all of your amazing support and I hope you have just as much to be thankful for and celebrate this year too!! 🙂
Here’s a pic of me in the bathtub with a face that tells how I was feeling… 🙂 Right here:
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