206: FULL Valentine Feast Menu & Why I Eat Green Eggs

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 206 you will hear:

  • Why I had a food hangover and can’t eat like a 22 year old anymore!! 🙂
  • What lowest weight goal I hit recently before FATurday!! 🙂
  • One of my favorite things to do that a lot of people consider a chore 🙂
  • My FULL menu and list of things I cooked and ate for Valentine’s!! 🙂
  • Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
  • Why we try not to leave the house much on weekends!! 🙂
  • What is in the GREEN eggs I eat every single day without ham!! 🙂
  • Hash Browns or Hashed Browns?? 🙂
  • Which brand of peanut butter cups are EVEN better than Reese’s!! 🙂
  • What a tuxedo strawberry is and how big ours was!! 🙂
  • Which junk food B had a dream about and got one for Valentine’s 🙂
  • What household chores I was doing right before recording this podcast 🙂
  • Which POP character I finally found and bought for WAY less than the $100’s it used to be 🙂
  • Why I can NOT watch my own porn videos!! 🙂
  • Where to see my full Valentine menu and pics of the actual food I cooked and ate!! 🙂

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Lelu Love Podcast

And here is the pic we mentioned in the podcast 🙂

 

Valentine’s Day Discount Live for ONE week only, best deals for first in…

*UPDATE* Feb. 16, 2020 – The second round of trials are GONE, and now less than 48 hours for the next lowest price of only $3 per day for the 7 day trial below!! 🙂

*UPDATE* Feb. 14, 2020 – The first round of trials are GONE, but you still have 48 hours for the next lowest price of only $2 per day for the 7 day trial below!! 🙂

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, February 12, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

Valentine’s Day Discount Live for ONE week only, best deals for first in…

Happy Valentine’s Week and I have a Valentine’s gift for anyone that’s in need of a little “Love” but hasn’t officially become a member yet 😉

I definitely don’t do the traditional celebration of fighting through the CRAZY crowds and restaurants and all that this time of year!! 🙂

Why deal with that when you can have a nice relaxing time at home with some self love or with your significant other any way you want right?? 🙂

My perfect celebration will be cooking the delicious steak I bought since I only eat red meat a few times per year and pairing it with the finest selection of chocolate junk food that I can find this week!! 🙂

I’ll be doing my actual celebrating on Saturday instead of Friday so it’s the day AFTER I do my weekly weigh-in lol

But back to you and my Valentine to you 🙂

I know a lot of Love’Rs have wanted to make the jump to join in on all the fun and action inside the members’ area so NOW is your chance to start your own trial!! 🙂

When you join today it’s only $1 per day for the first 7 days, $7 for a full week trial. You can cancel anytime during the trial and you won’t be billed again, or if you love it as much as I think you will, you will automatically become a Regular member at $50 per month (still less than $2 per day).

You can always upgrade later to VIP if you want the extra benefits, but this is BY FAR the cheapest way to get inside and discover what happens on the inside 🙂

And you’ll have access to tonight’s live webcam show AND streaming access to ALL of my videos and pics too and another bonus below!! 🙂

The trial deal is ONLY for this week and it goes up by $1/day every two days, so $1 per day if you join in the next 48 hours ($7 for the week *SOLD OUT*), then $2 per day if you wait until the 3rd or 4th day ($14 for the week *SOLD OUT*), then $3 per day if you wait until the 5th or 6th day ($21 for the week RIGHT NOW before it goes up again), then $4 per day if you wait until the LAST day or Wednesday February 19th, 2020 ($28 for the week).

And the bonus is I’ll be offering a personalized picture to EVERY person who takes advantage of the trial week on any of the days even if you cancel before the trial is over you STILL get the personalized picture 😉

I haven’t forgotten about my amazing members that are ALREADY on the inside and enjoying all the benefits, so if you are already a member your deal for this whole Valentine week is 50% off a 1on1 webcam show with me and for VIP members yes that means 50% off your 50% off special price!! 🙂

You don’t have to worry about trying to fit it in and schedule our 1on1 show this week either, just as long as you order it this week then we’ll figure out a time and day that works for both of us any time over the next weeks 🙂

So if you’re a member and want to take advantage of that, just email me with the code word “VDAYHALF” so I can verify you’re a member 🙂

Everyone else, come jump on this exclusive trial deal now that is at it’s cheapest and going to increase every other day until it disappears completely on February 19, 2020!! 🙂

Claim Your Trial Offer

Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, February 12, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

205: Valentine Plans, Fencing Results, For Ducts Sake

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 205 you will hear:

  • My new song remix about my toes and toenail polish 🙂
  • How I painted a green screen wall with a sprained foot!! 🙂
  • What I did on Superbowl Sunday that had NOTHING to do with foozball!! 🙂
  • How much I spent and saved on my fencing project!! 🙂
  • Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
  • What I watched get blown out of the sky and we almost hit!!
  • Which animal I think would ruin our car and smell even worse than a skunk!! 🙂
  • Why you should have your ducts cleaned!! 🙂 Ducts not ducks!! 🙂
  • The correct way to put your blinds to keep more heat out!! 🙂
  • Why I came SO many times on the Tremor in the pigtails video 🙂
  • How to check if your condom has a tiny hole in it!! 🙂
  • What household chore B does EVERY day that I’m very thankful for!! 🙂
  • Why I had to reach into the toilet!! 🙁
  • What I will be doing and eating to celebrate Valentine’s & creampie week!! 🙂
  • Where to see a sneak peek of my lingerie outfit for the Valentine’s Day hardcore video!! 🙂

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Lelu Love Podcast

And here is the pic we mentioned in the podcast 🙂

 

Super Closeup Creampie Pic & Platinum Memberships are SOLD OUT!!

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, February 5, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

Super Closeup Creampie Pic & Platinum Memberships are SOLD OUT!!

Right around the same time I announced creampies were cumming back the Platinum Memberships sold out… coincidence?? I think NOT!! lol 🙂

You can still join right here as a Regular or VIP member but I only have a limited number of Platinum spots available at a time.

My Platinum members are my inner circle that get ALL the extras like my personal phone number, 1on1 live webcam shows with me, and priority time and attention, the full virtual girlfriend experience 🙂

There’s only so much time in the day and only ONE of me until they get that whole cloning thing figured out though 🙂

I get to know my Platinum members on a very personal level and develop some great relationships there but if anything changes I’ll update when there are any new openings.

My site has always been about the personal attention and communication first and the porn is just a fun bonus 🙂

You can get porn ANYwhere but having someone to talk to about sex and just general life and everything in between AND be able to masturbate to is A LOT more rare 🙂

Cum for the porn, stay for the connection 🙂

My VIP members still get a taste of that too, just more through email and the “Regular” members are usually the guys that just “hit it and quit it” and are only here for the porn lol

Oh and speaking of creampies there’s another new one CUMMING tomorrow for ALL members right here!! 🙂

And here’s the promised sneak peek of it, the super duper closeup creampie pic!! 🙂

And it’s almost my creampie week to get even more new ones done!! 🙂 More details on “creampie week” and how all that will work from now on soon too… 😉

Weekly Poll

Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, February 5, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

204: Obsessed With VR, Disney Withdrawals & Cosplay Fun

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 204 you will hear:

  • Why I’m having major Disney withdrawals!! 🙁
  • A MAJOR problem happening with our RV!! 🙁
  • What and why I started painting!! 🙂
  • Why I’m obsessed with Oculus VR!! 🙂
  • Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
  • Which kinds of games I like best, probably NOT what you would guess!! 🙂
  • What I did for the SuperBowl!! 🙂
  • How I survive WITHOUT owning a TV!! 🙂
  • Why my ass breaks out!! 🙁
  • Where I disappear to on my webcam shows sometimes!! 🙂
  • Why B’s cumshot in the panties video was SOOOO big!! 🙂
  • Which video ALWAYS comes out on the same day each month!! 🙂
  • How this month’s cum schedule was a FIRST after many years of doing them!! 🙂
  • Why there WILL still be condoms in between my new creampies!! 🙂
  • Where to see my #Supergirl/#Superwoman #cosplay I wore for a 1on1 webcam show 🙂

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Lelu Love Podcast

And here is the pic we mentioned in the podcast 🙂

 

I’ll be using THIS new toy on my live show tonight…

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 29, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

I’ll be using THIS new toy on my live show tonight…

It was 2011, my FIRST FetishCon… I was nervous but excited…

I had never even heard of a “Sybian” but it looked like a lawn mower motor had a baby with a vibrator 🙂

It couldn’t be THAT much different from a regular vibrator right?? 🙂

When I got the chance to ride one LIVE on stage in front of a big crowd I was curious 🙂

Curious enough to overcome that I was terrified because it was on the biggest and MAIN stage of the whole convention floor!! 🙂

Well it was love at first orgasm because I came so hard I remember busting my corset and people cheering but not much else!! 🙂

I’ve loved Sybian ever since and they are still great but I love my Tremor even more!! 🙂

It’s very similar but with just enough little tweaks to make it more comfortable and even better 🙂

But you know how you make it EVEN better??

The same way you make ANYthing better…

Add PINK!! 🙂

I got a custom made pink top AND new pink attachment that I will be using live on my webcam show tonight!! 🙂

So NOW would be the time to join so you have just enough time to get settled in before the live show starts soon…

I’ll be posting the replay of all the fun and action next week but of course that will be members only too 😉

Weekly Poll

Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, January 29, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

203: CREAMPIES Are Back! Uncensored Pic & Pole Class

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 203 you will hear:

  • BIG news is that creampies are back!! 🙂 Full reveal and details!! 🙂
  • Why we’ve had to use condoms for SO long!! 🙁
  • How many days per month we’ll be able to NOT use condoms now!! 🙂
  • What I do for birth control WITHOUT taking actual birth control 🙂
  • Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
  • How big the marshmallows for our smores were!! 🙂
  • Why my knees were wrecked and bruised!! 🙂
  • What I did for my biggest pole class ever!! 🙂
  • If I could only choose ONE between sucking dick and having my pussy eaten?? 🙂
  • Which would YOU choose if only ONE forever: eating pussy or having your dick sucked?? 🙂
  • Personal shaving vs custom video shaving… 🙂
  • Which type of video will probably be ordered more now!! 🙂
  • Why I chose the anal plug I did for the bare cock DP vid 🙂
  • Where you can see my FIRST creampie after almost 2 years!! 🙂
  • Where to see the uncensored pic that revealed the first creampie!! 🙂

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Lelu Love Podcast

And here is the pic we mentioned in the podcast 🙂

 

Here’s the uncensored pic and BIG news reveal…

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is NOT tonight since I already did it this past Saturday so my next show is Wednesday, January 29, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

Here’s the uncensored pic and BIG news reveal…

Wow SO many guesses from last week’s VERY popular blog post and they were ALL over the place lol By far the most popular guess was that I’m pregnant again so let me get that out of the way with a big NO right off the bat, I said something I DO want and I am definitely not ready to go through all that so soon again!! 🙂 (my popular pregnancy/birth recap episode here)

Other guesses that were wild and crazy and WRONG but still counted since I said ANY guess lol were that I was getting married (been married for many years), getting a boob job or a nose job (what’s wrong with my nose?? lol), getting a new tattoo or piercing (probably done with those), and so many more but I’m sure you don’t care as much about the WRONG guesses, you want the right answer and uncensored pic right?? 🙂

I already emailed everyone that guessed with the answer and pic first before going public as promised so now this is for everyone else who didn’t want to play along 🙂

First let’s just get the answer out of the way, then I’ll explain why it’s such a big deal and then fill you in on why they were gone so long if you didn’t follow along with my podcasts and blogs over the past 2 years about it you will still get a quick summary and recap and be all caught up 🙂

Here was the blurred pic, and here is the actual pic right after it!! 🙂

So yes CREAMPIES are back!! 🙂 Even if you aren’t personally into creampies, this could still be big news for you…

Creampie Queen

Over the years I have been called the “creampie queen” because I had done SO many of them!! 🙂

I finally had a baby like I’ve always wanted but I like I said I definitely do NOT want another one anytime soon or this close together!! lol

So in the past I could do them pretty much anytime I wanted but after getting pregnant and giving birth every woman is different.

Some can get completely back to normal cycles in just a couple short months and others take over a year which ended up being me!! 🙁

It felt like TEN years lol but my body is finally back to normal and after going on two long years, I’m ready and able to do creampies again.

And I LOVE not only the feeling of his bare cock inside me but also the feeling of cumming together and being able to feel those spurts and then leaking after, just thinking about it makes me horny and even more excited!! 🙂

So what does this mean for you?? 🙂

A lot of people have followed me over the years because of my creampies so understandably a lot of them left during my creampie hiatus but A LOT have been waiting to CUM right back once the word gets out that the creampie queen is back!! 🙂

This means the prices are going to be going up too and some membership levels might be closed completely and by application or waitlist only like the Platinum level has already gone recently.

I always have to make sure that I am able to continue to offer the highest level of personal interaction and communication that sets my site apart from all the rest!! 🙂

People cum to my site for the porn, but stay for the connection 😉

I’ll have more details on all that next week but this one is already long enough and I didn’t want to keep everyone waiting any longer for the big news 🙂

So if you’ve been on the fence wanting to join me inside and enjoy ALL the benefits of the personalized attention that my site is known for NOW is the time while you still can right here!! 🙂

Weekly Poll

Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is NOT tonight since I already did it this past Saturday so my next show is Wednesday, January 29, 2020 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

202: LOTS Of Guesses For BIG News & 2 Guests Coming

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 202 you will hear:

  • One of the WORST times I ever I forgot to hit record!! 🙁
  • How the fencing turned out and how much it all cost so far!!
  • What GIANT things I got for free and for what?? 🙂
  • B’s fingers getting in the way!! 🙂
  • Recap of my recent naughty XXX porn videos with behind the scenes stories!! 🙂
  • How many guesses came through about the big blog post news!! 🙂
  • Why it’s taking me longer than normal to reply but I’m getting there!! 🙂
  • How 2020 has been fairly frazzle filled!! lol 🙂
  • Why I’m still able to do sockjobs even though I can’t rub cloth together!! 🙂
  • What MAJOR step I’ve taken since moving to thefarm that I could have never done before!! 🙂
  • One of my favorite sex position views of this week’s videos!! 🙂
  • Which type of videos are becoming more popular!! 🙂
  • Why I could never take a picture in each of ALL of my panties!! 🙂
  • The 2 guests here this week that could go very wrong so wish us all luck!! 🙂
  • Where to see the blurred picture that has EVERYone guessing what’s coming?? 🙂

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Lelu Love Podcast

And here is the pic we mentioned in the podcast 🙂