LeluLove, Author at Lelu Love - Your Virtual Girlfriend

1st REAL Farm Chore & Male Sexual Desire Question (#170)

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 170 you will hear:

How B gave himself a sinus infection!! 🙁
What has been the toughest farm chore so far physically mentally AND emotionally!! 🙁
Which critters I consider satan’s pets!! 🙂
Why I don’t do many long trips!! 🙂
How much our AC was to fix, GOOD news especially compared to what we thought!! 🙂
Recap of my daily XXX porn videos from the past week… 🙂
How many years I’ve been in porn and how many years sober!! 🙂
Why I had to replace these shoes that someone bought with their custom video order… 🙂
Which recent video I wasn’t willing to pay worker’s comp for!! 🙂
Why vaginas are like black holes!! 🙂
How this week’s VLOG clips were different than most and what was included!! 🙂
Member question about what my site has taught me about male sexual desire!! 🙂
What funny thing we have TWO of that we need extra payload for!! 🙂
What BIG item we will be trying to buy this week!! 🙂
How to get YOUR question answered on the show

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Congrats to Tony who had his question answered in this week’s episode! He will be getting a free personalized picture.

Remember to go get YOUR question submitted to be answered in one of my upcumming episodes right here (then YOU could be featured next time and get your own personalized picture too):

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And we’re back, only 3 RV problems…

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, June 5, 2019 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

And we’re back, only 3 RV problems…

What a whirlwind trip but we all survived!! 🙂 Always so glad to be back home!! 🙂

Now time to get back to “twerk” and catching up on customs and emails and all the fun and sexy stuff since there wasn’t hardly ANY time for that on the road 🙂

The RV was AMAZING though and did great the whole way and was a life changer in being able to stop and cook and eat on the way, then have our own space out of town and less unpacking there too 🙂

If you know anything about RVs then you know that there are always problems that pop up, we’ve been pretty lucky so far, only 3 on this trip:

1. Still small leak on the side that we finally found and taped up until we can reseal it 🙂

2. Leak under kitchen sink that we fixed with a new cheap little O-ring 🙂

3. Couldn’t figure out hot water the first night but know how to work it now 🙂

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All The Ups And Downs Of The Myrtle Beach Trip (#169)

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 169 you will hear:

Why 69 is so overrated!! 🙂
What sex position “169” is 🙂
Full recap of our full Myrtle Beach trip and party and craziness!! 🙂
How much it would cost for me to get pregnant again right now!! 🙂
Why I was a hysterical mess and binge eating the night after the party!!
Recap of my daily XXX porn vids from the past week… 🙂
Update on my boobs and sizing… 🙂
My favorite type of toy to masturbate with 🙂
How I know a man must have designed this monokini 🙂
Which recent video is the first in a SERIES that someone ordered!! 🙂
What I missed about being away from the farm!! 🙂
Member question about my favorite flavor of chips/crisps and why it was perfect timing 🙂
How long it takes to get caught up on custom video orders and emails after “vacation” 🙂
Why I’m even more excited for this next year!! 🙂
How to get YOUR question answered on the show

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Congrats to Liam who had his question answered in this week’s episode! He will be getting a free personalized picture.

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I’m heading out of town in just a few hours to…

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is NOT tonight since I already did it early this past weekend, so regular time again next week, Wednesday, June 5, 2019 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

I’m heading out of town in just a few hours to…

Only a few more hours until our first big family trip in the RV and yes I’m STILL packing right to the last minute as always!! 🙂

Heading back to my hometown of… Quick trivia question, do you know my hometown?? 🙂 You have read my deep, dark secrets bio right?? 🙂

… hometown of… Myrtle Beach, South Carolina to celebrate my baby’s first birthday with family and friends, it’s been a year already!! 🙂

I’m SOOO excited and have been planning her party for weeks even though it’s more for me at this age than her 🙂

Should have plenty of down time in between drives and stops so going to try to mostly keep up on emails as always but will just be a weekend trip and back on Monday/Tuesday so I should get TOO behind!! 🙂

I’m sure I will have plenty of stories to share after this on the podcast and next webcam show so stay tuned and just really hoping they are better and happier and healthier stories than last time I came back from Myrtle Beach and thought I was dying the whole way!! 🙁

Hear THAT full story if you’re not easily grossed out on this episode from my podcast:

Gross And Scary Reason This Podcast Is Late – Ep109

Love you all and talk soon!! 🙂

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Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

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Don’t forget…

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Creampie News 1st Period & GameOfThrones Review (#168)

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 168 you will hear:

B is STILL a walrus!! 🙂
What my 1st period means is cumming back soon!! 🙂
Why I haven’t done creampies and had to use condoms for SOOOO long recently… 🙁
One thing I really loved about being pregnant when it CAME to creampies!! 🙂
How much we were offered for our minivan and why we took it immediately!! 🙂
Recap of my daily XXX porn videos from the past week… 🙂
How you can now help support the farm and animals!! 🙂
Why the messy lactating hardcore video from last week was my fave and B’s least fave!! 🙂
What we got to make daytime videos and webcam shows better!! 🙂
Which position I couldn’t do while pregnant or even a while after giving birth too!! 🙂
Why my poledancing class turned into a feature dance performance for me instead!! 🙂
Member question about how I felt about the controversial last season of Game of Thrones!! 🙂
Why I did this week’s webcam show early and where we will be!! 🙂
Which show B thinks is better than Game of Thrones and I agree barely!! 🙂
How to get YOUR question answered on the show

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Congrats to Jeff who had his question answered in this week’s episode! He will be getting a free personalized picture.

Remember to go get YOUR question submitted to be answered in one of my upcumming episodes right here (then YOU could be featured next time and get your own personalized picture too):

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FINALLY, guess what FINALLY happened after almost TWO years…

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, May 22, 2019 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

FINALLY, guess what FINALLY happened after almost TWO years…

Ready for a quick sex ed class?? lol 🙂 If this is TMI or you don’t like hearing about women’s cycles then either stop reading now or realize that if you ever want to live with a woman and/or understand more about our time of the month then you’d probably be better off learning more about it any chance you get 😉

Obvious to me but just in case as a guy you might know or might not but after getting pregnant my period stops coming each month, that’s why when you hear a woman say she missed her period it means she might be pregnant, not always but one of the first signs…

Well after giving birth our cycle can come back almost immediately or can take up to a year or more, and my va jay jay decided to take her sweet time since it’s been almost a full year for me already!! 🙂

I’ve talked about it in a bunch of blog posts and podcasts and webcam shows but in case you still haven’t heard then I’ll do a quick recap, the reason for all the recent condoms is because until my cycle gets back regular then I have no idea when it could start or when I’m officially fertile again…

And I love my little baby Bumblebee but could definitely NOT handle any more babies right now!! lol 🙂 So without knowing when I’m ovulating or fertile we had to be extra careful with condoms this WHOLE time hoping each month that Aunt Flo would come back but she never did, until now!! 🙂

I never thought I would actually be excited to get a period again but I miss getting fucked without a condom and taking creampies just as much as you all like watching them!! 🙂

Now there’s still not an exact timeline yet but at least the clock has finally started!! 🙂

Now it’s just a matter of waiting to see how this one goes and when I get back into a regular cycle then it will officially be go time so bear with me just a little bit longer then there will be LOTS of making up to do and at least we can all see the cum light at the end of the vagina tunnel now!! 🙂

Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

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How I Got Sober & 100% Clean For Nearly A Decade (#167)

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 167 you will hear:

How and why we ALL got sick!! 🙁
What ALL I ate at Disney!! 🙂
Where we went and it looked like a tornado AND hurricane went through there!!
Why B prefers ponies over horses 🙂
The reason B has to sleep on the floor in the RV and past a divider in our home bed 🙂
Recap of my daily XXX porn vids from the past week… 🙂
Why I want to have sex on the black couch more often!! 🙂
How the little camera ended up surviving and is working again!! 🙂
Me becoming a man 🙂
What I’ve been doing with the VR cam just for my exclusive VR contributors group… 🙂
How there are different types and levels of FemDom… 🙂
Member question about how I got sober and the hardest part about staying clean… 🙂
Which drugs I was on and how I got off of them… 🙂
When and why I have TWO webcam shows cumming up this week!! 🙂
How to get YOUR question answered on the show

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Congrats to Marc who had his question answered in this week’s episode! He will be getting a free personalized picture.

Remember to go get YOUR question submitted to be answered in one of my upcumming episodes right here (then YOU could be featured next time and get your own personalized picture too):

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Exhausted but so much fun!! :)

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

Exhausted but so much fun!! 🙂

What an amazing trip!! 🙂

It was just a quick overnight trip but our first one in our new RV and it went so great!! 🙂

We drove through a CRAZY storm that even knocked two trees down RIGHT by our campsite so kind of glad we got there right AFTER that!! 🙂

Then the rain stopped just in time for us to enjoy the first night and again this morning made the drive back today 🙂

Ate SOOOO much and walked SOOOO much so going to try to get a quick rest and recover so I can be ready to have fun and fill you all in more on tonight’s live webcam show!! 🙂

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This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

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Who I Want To Meet & Happy Happy Mother’s Day (#166)

In “Behind The Porn Scenes” Podcast Episode 166 you will hear:

What B did for me for Mother’s Day!! 🙂
How long before I go to the doctor…
Why I used to always get bronchitis but don’t anymore!! 🙂
What is SOOOO annoying about Florida this time of year!! 🙁
How much is going to cost to fill our pool hole!! 🙁
Recap of my daily XXX porn videos from the past week… 🙂
When we will be giving a full RV tour!! 🙂
A sex position I like but have no idea what it’s called?? 🙂 I’m sure it has a name though…
Why gel polish is so much better than normal but also takes MUCH longer!!
Which outfit I wore in a video last week that will probably CUM back for FetishCon!! 🙂
Update on my blocked milk ducts, what causes them and what I have to do about it…
Member question about who I would want to meet past AND present… 🙂
All the horrible things that happened on our last Disney trip and hopefully NOT this one!! 🙂
Why TODAY is my real Mother’s Day celebration!! 🙂
How to get YOUR question answered on the show

The video versions of the podcasts always get posted the week after, so you can listen to today’s podcast right now of course then go back and watch the video version of last week’s HERE.

Congrats to Charles who had his question answered in this week’s episode! He will be getting a free personalized picture.

Remember to go get YOUR question submitted to be answered in one of my upcumming episodes right here (then YOU could be featured next time and get your own personalized picture too):

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SOOO excited to finally celebrate THIS day!! :)

First off, don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, May 8, 2019 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

My First Mommy’s Day!! 🙂

I’m SO excited and happy to finally be able to celebrate my first ever Mother’s Day this weekend!! 🙂

I love and appreciate my little Bumblebee more than I ever could have imagined, she is amazing and worth every exhausting night and blocked milk duct and 22 hours of labor lol

One smile or kiss from her and I forget all of it and am SO filled with love!! 🙂

Don’t forget to let YOUR mommy know how much you love her too this Sunday!! 🙂

Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

And don’t forget the live weekly members’ show is tonight, Wednesday, May 8, 2019 at 9pm Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)