Feralationships, Creampie Tastings, and Jewelry Made by Hand

Hey Love,

This week I coined a word, quoted a dead poet, got called honest, and apologized exactly once. Barely.

Nine new pictures below. Let’s go.

Forget a Situationship. You Need a Feralationship.

Forget a situationship 🥱 You need a feralationship 😈 Someone who will bring out the most chaotic, deep, unfiltered, fiery, aggressive love version of yourself and maybe even bring home women together. Cause I need a girlfriend to spiritually and physically cherish daily 😻😈💕

Yes, I made that word up. The dictionary people can catch up whenever they’re ready.

May Love at Least Save Us From Life

“If nothing saves us from death, may love at least save us from life.” – Pablo Neruda

Yep yep. Seatbelt on, Hello Kitty on, Neruda on the brain.

Ready for the feral version? Join me here

I Think I Left My Pie at Home

When you show up to a creampie tasting and it’s just baking…

Thanks but I think I left my pie 🥧 at home 😜

A Lot of “I’m Just Being Honest”

A lot of “I’m just being honest” is badly dressed cruelty with no social skills. 😵‍💫

PSA.

PSA. No further questions.

Consider yourself warned. Come closer

Just Me

Just Me… 🤪 wondering how men fall in love with me when I’m mean and avoidant half the time, and overly talked always, with emotions that come out full force… 👀