Category: Weekly Videos Recap

That’s right my MrPotatoHead tumor was NOT the babyDaddy which means there were no other Mrs. or Junior potato heads in there AND even MrPotatoHead himself was NOT cancer!! 🙂

We pretty much all thought it was going to turn out to be at least stage 1 cancer including most of the doctors but that my surgery would hopefully take care of it either way as long as it hadn’t already started spreading…

Since I had to have the surgery either way of course it’s the BEST possible news that the whole big tumor they took out was only PREcancerous all the way through!! 🙂

That means it would have turned to cancer at some point but I caught it in time!! 🙂

Would have been nice to catch it when it was still small enough to just scrape it out but I’ll be on top of my colonoscopies from now on just in case!! 🙂

There’s no telling how long I would have waited to even bring it up to start this whole process of catching it and removing it… (My Medical Issue That I Couldn’t Keep Quiet About Any Longer…)

I’m just SO thankful I got to a point in my life where I was willing to make the changes I needed to for something like this and FINALLY bring it up and start this journey!! 🙂

Now I’m already on the mend after a VERY rough first week but overall still amazing because of the results!! 🙂

The surgery went even better than the surgeon hoped and had a little less of my colon removed than they had planned too 🙂

We recorded a LONG podcast about all the nitty gritty details of actual surgery day and I was completely exhausted before during and after it lol but hope it at least made SOME sense between all my pain and meds 🙂

You can listen to that right here: “273: FULL Story Of My Tumor Surgery And Biopsy Results”

And my giant purple hematoma Barney vagina is getting better slowly but surely and I’m super happy with how my incisions turned out and are healing already also!! 🙂

I’m still FAR from 100% but things have finally started to get better instead of worse over the last day or two so I’m hoping this second week is going to be the one where I really start feeling more like myself and can start enjoying my new lease on life!! 🙂

All of this is almost over and it can finally NOT be the only thing I’m thinking and talking about all the time and thank you SO much again for allowing me to share the ups AND downs with you and to have this outlet and yes there will need to be LOTS of updates to add to my realest deepest darkest bio ever when this is all over!! 🙂

And now back to our regularly scheduled sexiness and naughty fun!! 🙂

I’ve put out a brand new full video every single day for YEARS and YEARS with THOUSANDS built up in my members’ area now!! 🙂

The Top 5 is always fun to see which ones “win” and what seems to be trending at different times 🙂

Here’s the most recent May 2021’s Top 5…

If you’re already one of my amazing supportive members and you’re logged in, you can click on each one to go right to watch the full version instantly:

May 2021

1. POV Blowjob Sex Fishnets Bodystocking Clit Sucker Toy Cumshot

In this custom video, you find me sitting on the couch in full makeup and hair done wearing a sexy and slutty red fishnet bodystocking and heels that of course is crotchless with one of my favorite new clit sucker toys on my pussy and now that you’re here I want your cock in my mouth too so I start by giving you a blowjob then spreading my legs for you to cum push inside me and fuck my pussy while I hold the toy on my clit for double the fun and cum over and over again as you fuck me missionary until you pull out and cum all over me and my bodystocking!! 🙂

2. WEBCAM: BTS Sucking Fucking In Stockings BBC Dildo Footjob

In this live webcam show, I start by cleaning up my beautiful mess of HUNDREDS and hundreds of rose petals that were still every where after a fun photo shoot I did with them, I was having a great beautiful flowing hair day too 🙂 Then you peek behind the scenes for a fun roommate sucking and fucking custom video and I finish with some mini custom content including a bbc dildo footjob and lots more!! 🙂

3. WEBCAM: Behind The Scenes Virtual Sex And Mini Customs

In this live webcam show, I start out in full makeup and lipstick chatting with you all, talking about my waitress days and my usual random chatting and of course more about MrPotatoHead 🙂 Then behind the scenes peeks while I record a couple of mini customs and a full custom video that B records of virtual sex which is different from POV sex because there’s no actual penetration so you get to see the difference from both sides and of course more chatting after too!! 🙂

4. Giantess Teases You On Pussy Tongue Accidental Swallow Bloopers

In this custom video, I’m a Giantess Goddess and you are a teeny little tiny and I’ve already had so many other delicious tinies but you’re always extra delicious so after I tease you and rub you all over my body and clit and pussy then I want to just taste you a little bit so I start by licking you and sucking my juices off of you then I want you in my mouth just for a little more sucking until OOPS I accidentally swallowed you again and you’re so delicious that just turns me on even more!! 🙂 I can’t wait until you make your way back out so we can do it all over again!! 🙂 Plus a funny blooper at the end when I’m trying to get the view and angle just right and what you can’t see is that I’m using two different size dildos to prop up the camera lol one is too big and one is too small but I get it just right 😉

5. Flogger Spanking My Ass Reverse Cowgirl Doggystyle Cumshot

In this custom video, I’m in dark makeup, black lipstick and black lingerie, looking just gothic and naughty enough to be deserving of a nice spanking, first I warm my ass up with my riding crop then I climb on top of YOU for a ride while you spank my ass cheeks some more with a clear paddle while I ride you reverse cowgirl until they are nice and red then bend me over and pound my doggystyle until you pull out and cum all over my spanked booty 🙂

And that’s just from May 2021, there’s a Top 5 like that going back over 8 YEARS to July 2012, as in two thousand and TWELVE before color television and sliced bread lol 🙂

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Weekly Pics Poll

Here’s where I post my favorite pics of the week and you vote on YOUR favorite!! 🙂

Sound fun?? Here’s this week’s pics then the quick poll below:

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Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

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Don’t forget…

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UPDATE Sunday, May 30, 2021: Just recorded the LONG podcast today and was completely exhausted after but hope it at least made SOME sense between all my pain and meds lol and starting to feel the clouds parting and hoping tonight and tomorrow are turning the corner!! 🙂 Listen now right here: “273: FULL Story Of My Tumor Surgery And Biopsy Results“

UPDATE Saturday, May 29, 2021: LOTS more updates coming in the podcast tomorrow (listen now right here: “273: FULL Story Of My Tumor Surgery And Biopsy Results“)but AMAZING news is that MrPotatoHead was only PREcancerous all the way through so NO cancer which means I won’t need chemo or more surgery!! 🙂 Still VERY sore and exhausted from this one but SO happy and thankful and ready to recover and get back to better and stronger than ever!! 🙂

UPDATE Thursday, May 27, 2021: Doing much better today, still sore but already eating more than I thought I would be at this point and walking around a lot too in between lots of resting and on pace to get out of here by tomorrow!! 🙂 Also could have biopsy results as soon as tomorrow but could be next week to REALLY find out what’s been going on in there and what MrPotatoHead was actually made of but so far so good and excited to start feeling better and recovering and slowly building back to myself and better than ever!! 🙂

UPDATE Wednesday, May 26, 2021: I’m alive!! 🙂 I’m still sore and tired and very groggy but I survived the surgery and anesthesia and recovering now, going to get a lot of sleep and rest and hope to have more updates tomorrow!!

In case you didn’t see my update on last week’s blog post: How many opinions do YOU get for MAJOR life decisions?? here it is again:

UPDATE Friday, May 21, 2021: Well that escalated quickly!! 🙂 The 3rd time WAS the charm, the surgeon behind door number 3 was my favorite and now my surgery is NEXT week so definitely a little sooner than I was expecting but I’m just SO ready to get this done and behind me and more confident than ever and also more scared and excited and nervous than ever, so many emotions and will of course share more next week on how everything goes!!

Well that was almost a week ago which means my surgery is TODAY as in any minute/hour now!! I’ve done all my prep already and I’m as ready as I’ll ever be, terrified but excited and ready!!

No idea when I’ll be able to update this but I will as soon as I can to at least let you know that I’m alive!! 🙂

If everything goes ok and smooth then I would LOVE to be out of the hospital Friday but it might push into the weekend so I’ll definitely be able to update by then…

I’m leaving my weekly Members Only Webcam show where it is right now on Saturday at 11am Eastern time just like I did right after getting home from the hospital after a long grueling pregnancy and delivery 🙂

But of course I can’t do it FROM the hospital so once I have a better idea of when I’ll be able to go home I’ll postpone the show until then if I have to so I can come say hello live and in person and WITHOUT my special guest of my Mr. PotatoHead Tumor that’s been tagging along for too long!! 🙂

So keep an eye on this blog post and I’ll update it as I can along the way!!

Again thank you SO much for allowing me to share the ups AND downs with you and to have this outlet and yes there will need to be LOTS of updates to add to my realest deepest darkest bio ever when this is all over!! 🙂

And now back to our regularly scheduled sexiness and naughty fun!! 🙂

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Weekly Pics Poll

Here’s where I post my favorite pics of the week and you vote on YOUR favorite!! 🙂

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Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

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Don’t forget…

And don’t forget my next live weekly members’ show is this Saturday, May 29, 2021 at 11am Eastern US time right HERE (if you can’t make it, all the replays from all past shows are there too)

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UPDATE Friday, May 21, 2021: Well that escalated quickly!! 🙂 The 3rd time WAS the charm, the surgeon behind door number 3 was my favorite and now my surgery is NEXT week so definitely a little sooner than I was expecting but I’m just SO ready to get this done and behind me and more confident than ever and also more scared and excited and nervous than ever, so many emotions and will of course share more next week on how everything goes!!

Ever since hearing “I think you have cancer…” from the first surgeon, of course it’s all I’ve been thinking about…

There were so many other things with the first surgeon that I just wasn’t comfortable with after really looking back on it though…

I’m so glad I got a second opinion from a second surgeon who I liked a lot more and mostly agreed with the first one but at least was a little more optimistic…

More like “I don’t think this is cancer but there’s a very good chance that it is…” lol 🙂

Now to continue my Mr. PotatoHead Tumor Match Game, I have ONE more surgeon appointment this week behind door number 3… 🙂

Some people just seem to go with the first option of anything but I get multiple options and opinions and reviews on EVERYthing…

Contractors, restaurants, clothes, cosmetics…

I just want to make sure I cover ALL my bases on something THIS major before deciding who is going to be cutting me open!!

Part of me wants to just keep seeing as many surgeons as I can but another part of me knows that’s probably just me stalling and delaying…

And I need to get this thing out of me either way, so I’m going with surgeon number 2 unless surgeon number 3 blows me away this week!! 🙂

I know you must be getting a little tired of hearing about this and I promise you I’m SO over constantly thinking and worrying about it!! 🙂

That’s why I’ve been trying to stay busy and keep the fun and sexy content cumming along too instead of ONLY the medical updates…

And I do SO appreciate being able to share this experience openly and all the love and support in the meantime, just another adventure and something to add to my realest deepest darkest bio ever 🙂

So tell me in the comments, are you the type to just go with the first option or how many different opinions would YOU get if your life was on the line?? 🙂

And now back to our regularly scheduled sexiness and naughty fun!! 🙂

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Weekly Pics Poll

Here’s where I post my favorite pics of the week and you vote on YOUR favorite!! 🙂

Sound fun?? Here’s this week’s pics then the quick poll below:

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Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

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“I think you have cancer…”

Even though that’s been a high possibility ever since all this started (My Medical Issue That I Couldn’t Keep Quiet About Any Longer…) and they found this giant tumor inside me, it still hit HARD to actually hear it out loud from a doctor for the first time…

At least he also said that if it is cancer then he can’t know anything for sure until he gets in there but he’s pretty confident it’s early enough…

Which means the same surgery I already knew I would have to have anyway would take care of it all and be one and done…

That was the surgeon behind door number one but with something this serious of course I want multiple opinions and options!!

The surgeon behind door number two mostly agreed but was a little more optimistic that it could still be a REALLY big benign tumor… (Graphic pic of my tumor, not for the squeamish…)

But either way if it is anything below stage 4, I should have a whole new lease on life after this surgery with pain free eating and digestion in as long as I can remember!! 🙂

I still need to sleep on it because this is all just SO much to take in at once, but I’m pretty sure I’m going with surgeon number 2 because I like his technique a lot better too…

He was much more understanding about finding the balance between doing whatever it takes to keep me safe but also not slicing me up like Edward Scissorhands 🙂

Of course if the small chance that it IS stage 4 and has spread then that will change everything and we’ll cross that ass lightning bridge if we have to but hopefully not!! 🙂

So for right now, if we finalize everything with him then my surgery would be in just about a month from now which would give me one more good stretch to get everything prepared and ready for the big day!!

I’ve never been SO excited and SO terrified for something in my life!! 🙂

It sounds like my downtime and recovery won’t be nearly as bad either as long as everything goes ok in the surgery and with the anesthesia and all…

At least there’s light at the end of this colon tunnel now and something for me to latch on too and get ready for instead of everything just being completely up in the air…

I’m just SO ready and curious of what’s going to happen on surgery day and especially with the official FULL biopsy after!!

Thank you SO much AGAIN for sticking with me and being so amazing and patient and supportive through everything and me STILL continuing to try to work my way through my HUGE backlog of emails and messages…

I’m getting there and plan to be even more caught up by surgery day so I can keep busy between now and then with all the waiting!! 🙂

And now back to our regularly scheduled sexiness and naughty fun!! 🙂

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Weekly Pics Poll

Here’s where I post my favorite pics of the week and you vote on YOUR favorite!! 🙂

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Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

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Don’t forget…

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I’m still hanging in there… BARELY!! 🙂

Still lots of ups and downs and tears and swings but just like I’ve been sober for over a decade one day at a time, I’m trying to do the same thing with this medical process (My Medical Issue That I Couldn’t Keep Quiet About Any Longer…) one looooong anxious impatient day at a time!! 🙂

The world’s ugliest and scariest mister potato head (Graphic pic of my tumor, not for the squeamish…) is still just chilling in my colon but hopefully not for much longer because I’m ready to evict his ass from my ass!! 🙂

I at least got some partial results so far and some good but still LOTS of questions…

The good news is that he said other than my giant tumor, he doesn’t think I have any underlying disease like Ulcerative Colitis or Crohn’s!! 🙂

He said I definitely have signs of major food allergies but at least if we can get this thing out of me I already know I can manage food allergies with my diet because I’ve been doing that better and better for years now anyway 🙂

The biopsies for the tumor were just the surface of it since it’s so big and those came back as PRE-cancerous which is a little worse than just a normal polyp but not as bad as full cancer all the way through…

But they won’t know for sure if the middle of it or underneath it or around it could still be actual cancer until they get it out…

So that’s still the next step, get this thing out of me!! 🙂

I meet with two different surgeons next week to see who I’m most comfortable with then I’ll know more about SO many questions I have like how soon can I have the surgery, how long will I be in the hospital, how much do I have to be cut open and of course the most important question of all, can I see my giant tumor after I wake up from the surgery?? 🙂

I’m still getting as much content done as I possibly can right up until the last second so I will have LOTS of new sexy videos and pictures cumming through all this 🙂

Thank you SO much again for sticking with me and being so amazing and patient and supportive through everything and me SLOWLY working through my HUGE backlog of emails and messages…

At least I know I’ll have LOTS of downtime after surgery to get completely caught up on all that too!! 🙂

And the podcasts should continue to be VERY interesting during all this (269: Tumor Realizations & After Effects & Why I Am Excited) as you can literally hear my swings and rants sometimes in the same episode lol 🙂

And now back to our regularly scheduled sexiness and naughty fun!! 🙂

Did you know I update monthly which of ALL my DAILY videos is the most popular each month?? 🙂

I’ve put out a brand new full video every single day for YEARS and YEARS with THOUSANDS built up in my members’ area now!! 🙂

The Top 5 is always fun to see which ones “win” and what seems to be trending at different times 🙂

Here’s the most recent April 2021’s Top 5…

If you’re already one of my amazing supportive members and you’re logged in, you can click on each one to go right to watch the full version instantly:

April 2021

1. Hubby Catches YOU Impregnating Me Again POV BJ Sex Creampie

In this custom video, you’re back to impregnate me AGAIN but this time my husband catches us in the act and I don’t even care, I just let him have it and explain why you’re SO much better him even while continuing to suck and fuck your superior cock, he has to just watch as you fill me up and knock me up AGAIN with another one that isn’t his!! 🙂 I cum all over your amazing cock doggystyle then you fuck me missionary to fill me up with that nice fertile creampie then it flashes forward 6 months to my big pregnant belly thanking you for another job well done!! 🙂

2. PODCAST: 267 EPIC Rant Hoping This Will NOT Be My LAST Podcast

In this video podcast, hear why I’m SO overwhelmed and anxious, LOTS of details about me and my dad’s up and down relationship, why one of my first places I rented was so cheap, what it was infested with, how our Disney trip went with EVERYthing going on & why I needed it, which TWO procedures I’m having back to back this week, what spice I cannot go without, how my period has been WAY different this week and why, the number of emails I get per day that I usually love, why my colonoscopy prep is WAY harder and different for me than most people, how I’m SO ready to get back to REAL and HEALTHY food, why I’ve cried MANY times this week, how I can see what a crazy person I was before eating and feeling better, what I would cover my naked body in donuts for, which two HORRIBLE versions of poptarts and cereal I had to eat growing up, why I am AND am NOT looking forward to the laxatives, and lots more!! 🙂

3. April 2021 Cum Schedule

In this custom video, happy hump like EasterBunnies month!! 🙂 Cum watch me tease you with my own BunBunBunnies as we see how much you’re going to be stroking your carrot this month and how many times I’m going to let your eggs cream 🙂 Happy Humping!! 🙂

4. POV Curly Hair Blowjob Riding Impregnation Creampie Trick

In this custom video, I’m ALL done up in full makeup and curly hair just like you like and a sexy bra and panties lingerie set because I want you to get SO hard for me and build up such a big load, don’t worry about why for now, just go with it, I lick and blow on your cock then suck you nice and hard then I climb on top and ride you cowgirl and edge you a few times to build up that load of yours even more until you can’t hold back any longer and I ride the creampie right out of you and deep into my fertile womb because I’m NOT actually on birth control AND I just ovulated so that was definitely an impregnation load from you, thank you!! 🙂

5. WEBCAM: BTS Sex In Stockings Lingerie Strap On Fun And Dancing

In this live webcam show, I start out with full makeup and lipstick on but just a “regular” outfit that I quickly strip off and get all “suited up” into my sexy matching purple bra and panties lingerie set with garter and stockings to take some pics then you watch behind the scenes as I suck and fuck in it too for a custom video using my clit sucker toy and taking a nice big facial cumshot on my face then back to chatting with you all before finishing up by stripping naked again and sliding my big cock strap-on dildo on for quick mini custom fun and of course I can’t help myself when I have a cock dancing around and loving every second of it!! 🙂

And that’s just from April 2021, there’s a Top 5 like that going back over 8 YEARS to July 2012, as in two thousand and TWELVE before color television and sliced bread lol 🙂

Cum get caught up in my members’ area right HERE!! 🙂

Weekly Pics Poll

Here’s where I post my favorite pics of the week and you vote on YOUR favorite!! 🙂

Sound fun?? Here’s this week’s pics then the quick poll below:

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Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

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I’ve known something was wrong for a LONG time (My Medical Issue That I Couldn’t Keep Quiet About Any Longer…) but definitely wasn’t expecting this and even my doctors were surprised!!

Meet the world’s ugliest and scariest mister potato head because the tumor they found in my colon is as big as THIS potato:

If you want to see the REAL thing actually inside my colon, it’s not pretty so you’ve been warned…

Definitely not the sexy type of holes and canals you’re used to seeing around here but I am very proud of those squeaky clean walls from all the effort I put into the prep week!! 🙂

Scroll down to see it or just squint enough to scroll past it and pick up reading about it after that… 🙂

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That is what has been causing me all this pain and discomfort all these years!! 🙁

Of course I wish I had gone sooner and caught it sooner because I have no idea how long it’s been there or how fast it’s growing…

I was hoping to have the results of the biopsy faster but sounds like it could be up to TWO weeks!! 🙁

Obviously the main thing they are checking for first is if it’s Ass Lightning aka butt cancer…

It’s so big and causing such a blockage that it has to be removed either way though and that’s the part that I’m actually REALLY excited about!! 🙂

So if it’s not cancer or even if it is but it hasn’t spread then I’ll have the surgery to get it removed and hopefully have an amazing new life of eating and digesting and using the bathroom without pain for the first time in as long as I can remember!! 🙂

The colonoscopy prep was still super terrible but I was proud of my super clean insides, did you see those sexy clean walls and lining other than that ugly monster in the way in there?? 🙂

Plus colonoscopies are probably something I’m going to have to be getting more used to more often for a while after this!!

I’m hoping to have the surgery ASAP but it all depends on when and what the results are so I’m just trying to stay as busy and distracted as possible so I don’t go COMPLETELY crazy waiting, just mostly crazy 🙂

I know I’m still SO behind on emails, I keep working on them in chunks and I know you understand but I still feel bad for the people that don’t follow my blogs or podcasts (PODCAST #268: Found THIS During My Colonoscopy & What It Means) to know what’s going on or why I’m not my usual interactive self and taking so long to reply!! 🙁

I’m getting there slowly but surely and going extra HAM (hard as a motherfucker) over the next couple weeks to keep my mind off of it AND to plan ahead for some of the downtime after my surgery…

I was so out of it after the first double surgery or “surgical procedures” that are considered pretty routine and minor with the colonoscopy and the endoscopy that I don’t even remember most of it including this Facetime call with B!! lol 🙂

Those were some rough days between the worst of the prep and the actual news and discovery then trying to process it all AND being sore and shaky and just off from the tubes in and out of both ends and the anesthesia side effects I seem to get worse than most…

My next surgery will be a lot more serious and considered a major surgery but at least a little more “routine” than I thought at first and not quite brain or heart surgery 🙂

It’s still surprising how REALLY excited I am for it though just to get this thing out of me!! 🙂

There’s been lots of tears and if you heard on the podcast also LOTS of carrots lol B binged on 3 POUNDS of carrots of all things so I’m just glad he’s never done drugs or alcohol like me!! 🙂

All the love and support pouring in has been amazing and so appreciated and there WILL still be new sexy content as always and I WILL be getting caught up because it really does help me stay busy and distracted right now and moving forward…

There will definitely be more updates to this blog post if I get any new news before the next one…

And in case you didn’t check back into last week’s blog post, here’s those updates right here again too:

UPDATE Sunday April 25, 2021: Here’s the podcast episode that goes into even more detail about it all and even MORE details and pics coming in this week’s blog post too: “268: Found THIS During My Colonoscopy & What It Means“

UPDATE Friday April 23, 2021: Thank you all so much for all the love and support and I’m still processing everything so will have lots more details later but wanted to at least do a quick follow up because I promised I would at least let you know how it went but they did find a large mass in my colon that they sent a sample of to get biopsies so I still won’t know anything for sure for another week or so… My doctor seemed confident that we could get it taken care of no matter what it is but of course he brought up possible cancer aka ass lightning so I’m still freaking out but at least I can finally eat some real food and digest that along with all this and I’m just glad this is happening at this point in my life when I feel strong and confident that I can deal with whatever happens and hope you don’t mind coming along on this next journey with me too whatever it is, love you and thank you so much again and don’t worry the show WILL go on, I’m still doing my webcam show tomorrow just like I did the day after I got home from the hospital after being in labor for what felt like a week lol so this isn’t going to stop me either and hopefully lots more details and B’s perspective of it all too on the podcast this weekend!!

Weekly Pics Poll

Here’s where I post my favorite pics of the week and you vote on YOUR favorite!! 🙂

Sound fun?? Here’s this week’s pics then the quick poll below:

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Weekly Videos Screencap Recap

This was another fun and busy week with LOTS of custom video orders, so check out the screencap recap below and join now or login to the video page to watch any or all of them:

Don’t forget…

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UPDATE Sunday April 25, 2021: Here’s the podcast episode that goes into even more detail about it all and even MORE details and pics coming in this week’s blog post too: “268: Found THIS During My Colonoscopy & What It Means“

UPDATE Friday April 23, 2021: Thank you all so much for all the love and support and I’m still processing everything so will have lots more details later but wanted to at least do a quick follow up because I promised I would at least let you know how it went but they did find a large mass in my colon that they sent a sample of to get biopsies so I still won’t know anything for sure for another week or so… My doctor seemed confident that we could get it taken care of no matter what it is but of course he brought up possible cancer aka ass lightning so I’m still freaking out but at least I can finally eat some real food and digest that along with all this and I’m just glad this is happening at this point in my life when I feel strong and confident that I can deal with whatever happens and hope you don’t mind coming along on this next journey with me too whatever it is, love you and thank you so much again and don’t worry the show WILL go on, I’m still doing my webcam show tomorrow just like I did the day after I got home from the hospital after being in labor for what felt like a week lol so this isn’t going to stop me either and hopefully lots more details and B’s perspective of it all too on the podcast this weekend!!

This has been a LONG tough week preparing for My Medical Issue That I Couldn’t Keep Quiet About Any Longer… but it’s almost over and I have never been SO ready to eat good healthy FILLING food and start feeling like myself again!! 🙂

I’ve felt like a zombie and the worst mix of starving and hangry almost all the time even right after eating because of the complete change in my diet and so little fiber during my colonoscopy prep!! 🙁

At this point I’m not anywhere near as worried about the actual double procedure up the ass and down my throat as I am to just get the prep done and eat some real food!! 🙂

The real “fun” and action begins right before it so I’m sure I will have way TMI to talk about as always on the webcam show and podcast this weekend so only watch or listen to those if you can stomach it lol 🙂

Still super nervous and anxious about what all they are going to find out going all through my insides like that but at least while I lose my mind waiting for the results I can get back to my normal delicious and healthy and FILLING foods!! 🙂

I’m pretty sure I would just eat a whole brick of fiber right now if I could just to feel full 🙂

I promise I am FINALLY going to get caught up and start chipping away at my big backlog and back to my normal happy energetic and interactive self!! 🙂

I can’t thank you enough for being so patient and supportive through all this and of course I will share any updates or results I get along the way but my full follow-up appointment won’t be for over another 2 LOOOOOOOONG weeks…

Here’s the podcast we recorded about just the very beginning of prep week and you can hear I was already breaking down (267: EPIC Rant Hoping This Will NOT Be My LAST Podcast) so just imagine how much crazier I’ve been getting over the week since then!! 🙂

Anyone who knows me knows I’m not good at being hungry or patient and both at the same for this long WATCH OUT for more tears, more rants and enough Love and crazy to go around!! 🙂

Weekly Pics Poll

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Wow thank you for all the outpouring of love and support from last week’s blog post: My Medical Issue That I Couldn’t Keep Quiet About Any Longer…

That really helps so much because I feel so bad being so behind and trying to get caught up but SO much better knowing that you understand and are being so amazing and patient as I work my way through slowly but surely!! 🙂

I’m still super anxious and of course terrified that they are going to find ass lightning when they go in there but the actual procedure is less than 2 weeks away now…

Then ANOTHER couple weeks before I actually have the follow-up with the results so I’m not sure what will be worse…

Them shoving tubes down my throat and up my ass at the same time or having to wait that long for the results after!! 🙂

And yep with all the butt doctor talk, it got kind of pushed to the bottom of last week’s update but we DID get the RV fixed which was perfect timing for a quick Disney getaway trip as my last hurrah before my week of colonoscopy prep…

Almost EVERYthing I eat on a daily basis is not allowed the week before so going to be LOTS of changes and adjustments even before I get to that dreaded last 24 hours of only clear liquids and laxatives by the gallon!! 🙂

With all of that going on the Top 5 Videos was a little late this month but doesn’t make them any less fun or eXXXciting right?? 🙂

Did you know I update monthly which of ALL my DAILY videos is the most popular each month?? 🙂

I’ve put out a brand new full video every single day for YEARS and YEARS with THOUSANDS built up in my members’ area now!! 🙂

Oh and if you missed it you can still see all 5 of the top most popular videos of the whole YEAR of 2020 right here: Happy 2021 with Top 5 Vids of Last Month AND all of 2020!! 🙂

The Top 5 is always fun to see which ones “win” and what seems to be trending at different times 🙂

Here’s the most recent March 2021’s Top 5…

If you’re already one of my amazing supportive members and you’re logged in, you can click on each one to go right to watch the full version instantly:

March 2021

1. WEBCAM: Cumshot Blooper Lingerie Stockings Masturbation And Sex

In this live webcam show, I start out in all pink outfit with lingerie and stockings then warm my pussy up with my favorite vibrator masturbation toy then you watch from behind the scenes as I suck and fuck for a custom video that ends with B so ready to cum he accidentally cums all over the floor!! 🙂 Plus of course chatting all along the way too!! 🙂

2. XXXtra Happy Ending Massage POV Handjob Blowjob Creampie

In this custom video, welCUM to Lelu’s Massage parlor, I’m your masseuse today of course you’re in for a very happy ending that starts with me reaching my hand under your towel and stroking your cock then tossing the towel so I can wrap my mouth around you too before taking it ALL the way and climbing on top of you riding you while I oil up my tits and rub them all over your naked body and dick then back on top to ride the creampie right out of you and lifting up just enough for you to watch it ooze back out of my wet pussy 🙂

3. Nerdy Brat Learns How To Suck Fuck And Take Creampie Like A Pro

In this custom video, some familiar looking nerdy brat doesn’t have ANY idea how to handle your cock and is almost grossed out by the whole idea of sex, what an amateur!! 🙂 But don’t worry Super Lelu is here to save the day and I CUM in just in time to rescue from her while I show her how to suck and fuck like a good slut and take your dick in my mouth and pussy riding reverse cowgirl while keeping my slutty dress on then bending over doggystyle cumming over and over and over again finishing with a nice big creampie deep inside me too, hope she learned her lesson!! 🙂

4. POV Sucking Fucking White Lingerie Stockings Kitchen Counter

In this custom video, I’m cleaning the kitchen in white lingerie white stockings and my highest wedge high heels like all cleaners do right?? 🙂 After I wipe down the counters, I hop up on them to clean your cock with my mouth then I spread my legs and pull my lingerie to the side for you to fuck me missionary right on top of it until I’m ready for doggystyle and these wedges are so high my pussy is at the perfect height for your cock as you reach around and grab my throat and face just like I love it as you pound me to orgasm after orgasm and you can see ALL my creamy cum and pussy juices all over your cock until you pull out and cum all over my ass and back 🙂

5. VLOG: Multiple Creampies Closeups Blowjob POV Sex Cuckolding JOI

In this weekly vlog of my real life, my favorite outdoor bathroom, pretty bow in my hair while sucking cock, more playing with my new remote control vibrator toy, using our sex pillow for better height missionary POV fucking, fun cuckolding JOI with tits and upskirt pussy flashing, my abs showing during POV missionary sex, more missionary sex from MY POV, a little itty bitty rare egg, doggystyle fucking selfie and from your POV too, delicious steak and mac and cheese after sex, big cumshot all over my ass and back selfie, finishing the porn closet and cleaning the studio, my favorite part of sex getting cum wiped off my ass after, a couple quick cock ratings, creampie shots of my wet freshly fucked pussy, more embarrassing cuckolding fun, my pussy blowing bubbles of my cum and his creampie, more creampie cum leaking out as I pucker my pussy in a super closeup, full makeup and red lipstick and lingerie with choker, ANOTHER creampie closeup from a different custom video, talking about what makes me feel super unattractive, a big smile with a big bag of donuts in the RV and lots more!! 🙂

And that’s just from March 2021, there’s a Top 5 like that going back over 8 YEARS to July 2012, as in two thousand and TWELVE before color television and sliced bread lol 🙂

Cum get caught up in my members’ area right HERE!! 🙂

Weekly Pics Poll

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You know I’ve never been shy about sharing LOTS of the nitty gritty details of my life!! 🙂

From my full deep dark bio here to sharing about my miscarriage (“Revealing My Secret Medical Issue From Recent Months – Ep49“) and period cycles (“When Will My Creampies Be Cumming Back?? – Ep134“) and COVID scares (“233: How I Barely Survived Not COVID & What’s Changing“), my life is filled with ups and downs (“226: Why I’ve Been So Quiet And Down This Weekend“) and great times and VERY scary times and I don’t hold back much or pretend that everything is always sexy and fun…

So if you’re just here for the porn and prefer to fantasize about me as a perfect princess that never farts or has a real life then you might want to skip this one because it’s about to get real up in here… 🙂

And speaking of farts now that you brought it up… 🙂

I’ve had digestive issues for as long as I can remember, pretty severe but just one of those things that I tried to normalize in my head since it’s mostly always been that way for me.

It’s embarrassing and shameful enough when our periods start and we’re trying to figure that out, the last thing I wanted to talk about was that I was having red in my number twos too!! 🙂

Things have been way better in recent years since I cut out gluten and even better recently again since cutting out dairy and soy too and getting in the best shape of my life physically and mentally!! 🙂

I’ve always had lots of food allergies and sensitivities too so when I had a few months stretch of amazing digestion and almost no issues, that’s when I realized how not normal my “normal” really was and decided it was finally time to bring it up at my recent annual checkup.

The doctor was pretty alarmed with all the symptoms I told him about and sent me to a specialist…

The specialist was surprised by my symptoms and how long they’ve been going on too, so I’ll be getting my first colonoscopy in just a couple weeks 🙁

Definitely NOT excited about that but excited to at least get some answers after all these years.

I was “hoping” for IBS would be one of the best cases but it’s sounding more like it could be Ulcerative Colitis or Crohn’s Disease…

BUTT (lots of ass and butt jokes over the next several weeks, get used to it!! 🙂 of course I’m most scared and worried about cancer aka ass lightning is what I will be calling it to help take the edge off, courtesy of Mike Calta when he had his butt cancer scare years ago, giving credit where it’s DueDue 🙂

And it’s not JUST the colonoscopy, I’m getting the full pornstar DP treatment with an endoscopy AND colonoscopy at the same time, one down the throat and one up the butt!! 🙁

I’m even more nervous about the anesthesia part since that did NOT go great last time I was put under but hoping that was just a fluke…

And really anxious too about the whole prep week before, going to have to make SO many changes to my diet the full week before, then even more the 24 hours before with an ALL clear liquid diet and LOTS of laxatives to clean everything out before the procedure…

Everyone I’ve talked to that’s had a colonoscopy has said that day before is basically just living in the bathroom… 🙁

I know I’m more behind on emails than I’ve ever been but this past week has been a complete whirlwind of craziness and at least just wanted to share what’s been going on and what’s been keeping my mind and body so busy…

Now it’s just a waiting game which I also do NOT handle well because it will be a couple weeks before the double procedure then a couple weeks after that for the actual results!! 🙁

At least now I can dive back in and get caught up on everything in the meantime and it helps to have good and fun distractions in between the stress and anxiety while I wait and prepare for all this so thank you for being there for me in more ways than one even if you don’t realize, your love and support helps so much!! 🙂

Some GREAT news too is that after the RV nightmare a couple weeks ago (“SCARIEST Happy Ending To Magical Adventure & How I Saved Our Lives!! 🙂“) the RV checkup went AMAZING and was fully covered from a recall/faulty “rear wheel speed sensor”!! 🙂

I definitely needed that good news and SO glad to at least have our RV back and ready for the next adventure!! 🙂

I’m going to of course keep you in the loop every step of the way and I know I’m in a better place than I’ve ever been to get through whatever comes and I hope the same for you and whatever battles that I’m sure you’re dealing with or will be soon too…

We’re all in these crazy times together and it’s all about doing the best we can with what we have from where we are!! 🙂

Weekly Pics Poll

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In case you missed my terrifying story from last week, I feel like we’re STILL recovering from all that!! 🙂

Recovering from the shock and adrenaline and rising costs and diagnostics of it all and not even to mention that we still have NO more definite answers than we did before!! 🙁

The first person that was able to look at it couldn’t tell us much because he said it was definitely something with the computer system which means we have to take it to the dealership which we have scheduled for next week now…

That journey will be a whole new terrifying trip since of course we haven’t budged it since then…

So REALLY hoping to have some actual answers and some idea of what happened and what all it’s going to take to fix it for us and for you later next week, thank you for checking in and the support and grace in the meantime, it definitely helps!!

I feel like every time I get caught up, something like this gets me behind again and I try so hard to keep giving you the love back because I couldn’t do any of this without you so thank you thank you thank you again!!

It’s always a roller coaster up and down and up and down and I know so many people are dealing with that same thing right now during these wild and crazy times…

I hope you can remember like I keep reminding myself that it’s ok to not be ok sometimes and to reach out for help and guidance while we all figure out how to process our new “normal” 🙂

I’m feeling better already just writing all this down and getting it out of my head so try that too next time you have a lot going on up there, just write it down and get it out of there because if you’re like me if you keep it bottled up it just keeps growing into a bigger and bigger monster!!

If you did miss last week’s post here’s a snippet of it with links to hear and see the full stories too:

“… and ALL of that was actually the SECOND time I saved our lives within 30 minutes on that same trip that night on the way back home!! The first time was much less dramatic and happened and was done much faster but could have been just as bad or worse!! 🙁

Hear all about that one plus I’m sure many details I left out from B’s point of view too in the podcast episode we recorded about it right here: “263: How I Saved Our Lives TWICE In Thirty Minutes”

The audio version is free for all, but my amazing members get the video versions of ALL my podcast episodes right here too :)”

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